Is it worse to call someone a douchebag, or a douchenozzle?
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:04 PM
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Is it worse to call someone a douchebag, or a douchenozzle?
I ask for purely technical reasons.
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:15 PM
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A douchebag is an item best left in the office fridge.
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:17 PM
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2. But what is a "wad of douche"?
The other terms seem fairly self-explanatory.
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:19 PM
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3. Sounds like a D&D artifact.
The rod of seven douches. The douche of annihiliation. The deck of douches. Tenser's floating douche.
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:21 PM
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:22 PM
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8. Aren't all douches portable?
Is there a demand for stationary, fixed douches?
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:39 PM
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13. Stationary douche = bidet.
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:22 PM
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7. Gremmel's Douchewad of Destruction is a 6th level conjured creature.
You need a Cloak of Drunken Stupor to survive an attack.
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:30 PM
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11. Ah, then I should be immune.
As I am frequently cloaked by a drunken stupor.
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:34 PM
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12. I didn't say you had to find that item in the dungeon.
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:20 PM
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or the derivative Douchejammer
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:21 PM
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6. I would say douchenozzle...followed closely by douche-canoe and lastly
Edited on Thu Dec-10-09 05:23 PM by TK421
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:22 PM
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:25 PM
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"Douchebag" has almost become fashion statement by some.
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Thu Dec-10-09 05:42 PM
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in German, to take a Dusche, is to take a shower. Hee hee. Technically, you're a douchebag for asking. :silly:
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