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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:26 PM
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what would it be like if men didn't have penises?
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:29 PM
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1. A welcome relief.
All we'd have to do then would be to look pretty.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:41 PM
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2. a good start.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:41 PM
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3. A lot of money would be saved on Viagra. nt
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velvet Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:41 PM
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4. dull
Edited on Tue Dec-29-09 08:42 PM by velvet
:thumbsdown:
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:43 PM
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5. I'd rather not get tombstoned
I'll leave it up to your imagination if I was going to be pro or con. :evilgrin:
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:50 PM
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6. Little girls could dress and undress them
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 11:17 PM
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17. I attended a preschool in Europe decades ago: the toy dolls were anatomically correct
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:50 PM
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7. BOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGGG
:D
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:52 PM
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8. We'd piss sitting down, for one.
Redstone
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:56 PM
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9. i'd have alot more free time on my hands.
if you get my drift...
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704wipes Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:58 PM
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10. My stock in adult toy stores would *really be soaring ?
I imagine.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:16 PM
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11. I was going to say I'd be investing in battery companies.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:19 PM
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12. There might be no dickipedia.org. nt
Edited on Tue Dec-29-09 09:26 PM by valerief
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:22 PM
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13. It's .org. dickipedia.org. Your mom's on dickipedia.
http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Your_mom

:P
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:25 PM
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14. Ha! Thanks! Corrected from .com. Funny about Your Mom. Love it. nt
Edited on Tue Dec-29-09 09:27 PM by valerief
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 10:11 PM
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15. They wouldn't be able to count to 21.
:7
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 11:06 PM
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16. The big head would do all the thinking.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 11:18 PM
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18. Well, I sometimes enjoy using that head, but the other one has more stimulating ideas
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 12:46 AM
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20. can't even imagine what that would be like; in fact even doing any of the thinking
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:13 AM
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29. What kind of world would THAT be?
;( :freak: :hi:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 11:59 PM
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19. Meh.
Me likey the penis.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 01:00 AM
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21. What would I point at things with when my hands are full?
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 01:20 AM
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22. That world would be a cold and lonely place.
Edited on Wed Dec-30-09 01:20 AM by Q3JR4


Q3JR4
Gratuitous cat cutesiness reference.
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 02:17 AM
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23. IDK
Edited on Wed Dec-30-09 02:18 AM by AsahinaKimi
never mind...
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 06:43 AM
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24. I'd have to find a new way to kill 6 hours a day.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 09:38 AM
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25. The animals would have the Earth to themselves. nt
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 09:46 AM
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26. the end of blowjobs as we know it
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 10:21 AM
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27. We couldn't write our names in the snow.
:(
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 10:40 AM
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28. Picking up my fertility god carvings,
when I am dusting the shelves, would be much more difficult.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:23 AM
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30. No difference.
Nature has equipped us with emergency back-up brains, located in the skull. Studies suggest it's every bit as capable.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:27 AM
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31. there would be many fewer people, I suspect
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:54 AM
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32. god, imagine how much more I'd get done with my life.....
or hell, even if I could just switch it to "off" once in a while!
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