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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:21 PM
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The Matcom Birthday Gift Registry Thread!!
i know, i know

you ALL want to get me something for my big 35th but your afraid that you will ALL double up on that special something!

so, I have started this thread as a public service to ALL of you who are clammering to get old Matcom a gift for his big day.

well, you have until Saturday and feel free to use this thread as Matcom's Gift Registry

Here, you can see what your DU friends are giving Matcom on his big day and it is HERE that you will be able to ensure that Matcom isn't "double-gifted". :D

So, POST AWAY AND TELL THE WORLD WHAT YOU ARE GIVING ME FOR MY UPCOMING BIRTHDAY!!!!!

:bounce: :spank: Matcom :spank:
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Qanisqineq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:24 PM
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1. a good swift kick in the ass
:silly:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:25 PM
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3. EXCELLENT!
but what will Skittles get me now? x(
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childslibrarian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:24 PM
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2. Ginsu knives that really REALLY work!!!
and a teeny tiny back scrubber...
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:25 PM
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4. i have been MEANING to cut a Coke Can in half!
wooohoooooo :bounce:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:31 PM
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5. Booze
I think you'd like that. :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:34 PM
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6. well, DUH!
the ONLY gift that i will allow duplicates of :P

:loveya:
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:35 PM
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7. A rhinestone thong and matching cowboy hat
:spank:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:39 PM
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10. but i already HAVE one!
x(
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DarkPhenyx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:35 PM
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8. OK MatCom...
...You can get me a new bicycle for my birthday. Thanks! You are the greatest!

Oh, this is for your b-day. No Fair! *kicks dirt*
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:39 PM
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11. silly, silly DUer
this is all about

ME

DAMMIT!! :D
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:37 PM
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9. Fanny Floss?
Or a barrell of Pinto Beans?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:40 PM
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12. mmmmmmmmmmmmm
fanny floss.........................
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Djinn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:43 PM
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17. OUCH!
"fanny" means something quite different in Australia
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:49 PM
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18. LOL
I had a southern hemisphere buddy once tell me something about fannies. I know what it means. :7
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:41 PM
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13. A Yak corral
so you can reign in all your yaks! :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:42 PM
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14. put up an electric fence last year
don't need one

did i hear scratch tickets? :D
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:42 PM
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15. Ah Ha!
The Maytag Repairman!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:43 PM
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16. LMAO!
but what would Mrs Matcom do with all her butter knives?????
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:53 PM
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19. How about a George W. Bush farting doll.
I think every democratic candidate who dropped out got one as a parting gift.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 08:54 PM
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20. does it smell?
x(
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 09:00 PM
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21. No, but it makes a farting noise and vibrates.
It has several different sayings like

"Hey Saddam, here's a weapon of mass destruction!" (Fart).
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 10:02 PM
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22. are you an Aries male ?
I heard Aries males are f***ing a**holes. :7
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:43 AM
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24. yup
my ass must be kicked NOW DAMMIT! :D
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-04 10:09 PM
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23. You already got mine ---
a new photo of ZW. I know it wasn't a good photo.... but hey, it's very recent!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:34 AM
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40. ACK!!
missed this one!

so sorry. it got lost in the shuffle!

and I LOVE early gifts! :loveya:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:56 AM
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25. The same thing you gave me for my last birthday
:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 07:00 AM
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26. REGIFTER!!
:P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:22 AM
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30. If it was good enough for me then it's good enough for you
WE'll negotiate when I get to Boston.

Should I bring tequila?
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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:09 AM
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27. I believe Matcom is part of the March 27, EVILDUer Troika
of Matcom JCMach1 and Underpants...

Three of the evilest DUer's around...

Must be something about the day?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:09 AM
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28. lock up your DAUGHTERS!
:bounce:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:21 AM
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29. Lotion. That poor little rear end has got to be getting pretty chapped
by now.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:24 AM
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31. that's nice of you
i like either Lilac or Boisenberry scents :)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:25 AM
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32. What about the lips of the other smiley?
I bet he needs some chap-stick, too. :-)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:26 AM
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33. LOL
good point! he is sort of the 'runt' of the family and often overlooked. kind of like a middle child :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:28 AM
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36. Speaking as the middle child of M.A.T.C.O.M. I understand fully!
:D
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:27 AM
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34. ROFL...
:hi:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:28 AM
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35. Hummm....
Edited on Tue Mar-23-04 08:57 AM by jus_the_facts
...all I can afford...a :beer: and a :*

Oh and Happy Birthday ASSHOLE! :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:36 AM
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41. ACK!! MISSED THIS!
sorry hon. sneaking around DU at work :)

those are PERFECT gifts!

especially the :*

THANK YOU DEAR! :loveya:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:42 AM
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43. ahem...you're welcome.....now...here's another to *grow* on.....
:evilgrin:

:* :loveya:
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:17 AM
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37. I'm getting you exactly what you got me...
for my birthday. Same size and color. :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:19 AM
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38. ANOTHER REGIFTER!
x(
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:23 AM
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39. Well, if you're a very good boy...
I might be pursuaded to put you on the list for my next round of cookie care packages.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 12:46 PM
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49. mmmmmmmmmm cookies
:P
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:38 AM
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42. A BIG KISS!!!!
:-*
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:46 AM
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45. WOOOHOOOO
the BEST kind of gift!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:43 AM
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44. EDITED DAMMIT!
Edited on Tue Mar-23-04 10:47 AM by ZombyWoof
:D Somebody stole MY floss idea!

Um, well, I will get you a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card the next time you are taking a stroll in Virginia Beach. :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:47 AM
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46. mint flavored?
:D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:48 AM
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47. Yes, and waxed!
:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:50 AM
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48. wax is good for 'crack-sheen'
and that is important :bounce:
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