"Being John Malkovich": Whose portal would you like to enter for 15 mins?

LynneSin

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Tue Mar-23-04 08:46 AM
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"Being John Malkovich": Whose portal would you like to enter for 15 mins?

The premise of the movie "Being John Malkovich" was about this portal discovered by John Cusack's character. You enter this portal and you'd be in the mind of John Malkovich for 15minutes and then afterwards you'd be dropped off at the side of the NJ turnpike.

If you could enter someone's portal for 15 minutes - who's portal would you enter?

:shrug:

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GOPisEvil

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Tue Mar-23-04 08:48 AM
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1. Stephen Hawking

Talk about a fascinating 15 minutes! :D

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Khephra

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Tue Mar-23-04 08:48 AM
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2. Ron Jeremy?

Ok, someone had to say it.

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trumad

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Tue Mar-23-04 08:51 AM
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3. Tommy Lee

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terrya

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Tue Mar-23-04 08:51 AM
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4. Brian Greene. Just to experience pure genius for 15 minutes.

I'm reading his book "The Fabric of the Cosmos", where he speculates on space and time. I can't comprehend that kind of highly developed thinking.

Terry

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ret5hd

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Tue Mar-23-04 08:52 AM
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5. bush*'s...

then i'd make him masturbate in public or something like that. Maybe make him declare his undying love for wolfowitz. While ,masturbating. In public. Yeah, thats what i'd do.

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LynneSin

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Tue Mar-23-04 09:12 AM
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6. I'd take that 15 minutes and make him say what a lying ass he (I) am

I'd tell the truth - everything I could get out of him in 15 minutes.

What fun!!

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ret5hd

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Tue Mar-23-04 09:15 AM
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7. well, i figure the "public display" i'd make him do...

would last all of 2 minutes...
so i'd have plenty of time to work your idea in also.

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TXlib

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Tue Mar-23-04 10:13 AM
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8. I second Lynne's idea.

And I'd get him to name names. With only 15 minutes, there's only so much info he can tell... I'd get him to name names, and explain where more info can be found.

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underpants

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Tue Mar-23-04 10:18 AM
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9. Selma Hayek

:bounce:

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loftycity

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Tue Mar-23-04 10:46 AM
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10. George Bush Quit my job and turn myself in for War Crimes, Fraud

you name it, you got. Maybe set myself on fire...

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m-jean03

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Tue Mar-23-04 11:19 AM
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11. This was a movie by and for pot smokers.

That said, I would like to enter the portal of some great journalist in a dangerous land.

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Minstrel Boy

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Tue Mar-23-04 11:57 AM
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12. Angelina Jolie

Just...because.

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