HAIKU TIME!!!! Subject: George W. Bush's lifestory

LynneSin

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:28 PM
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HAIKU TIME!!!! Subject: George W. Bush's lifestory

Vietnam HA HA
Everyone went, but thanks Dad
I skipped out instead

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LynzM

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:31 PM
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1. the condensed version

Drinking alcohol
What, be prez? Why sure I will
Let's go bomb Iraq

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burythehatchet

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:33 PM
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2. I was drunk again

whatever happened last night
mister president

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grannylib

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:33 PM
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3. Ok I'll try:

"I'm a uniter"
The world is united now
Against your regime

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Richardo

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:10 PM
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13. Excellent one, grannylib

:thumbsup:

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LynneSin

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:34 PM
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4. My Biz: Bankerupt

Am I a failure sure am
Dad gives me new biz

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AverageJoe

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:36 PM
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5. Here's mine

I bathe in your blood
three thousand dead, a small thing
my name is legion

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jus_the_facts

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:39 PM
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6. You're a poser....

and a loser
get OVER yo'self MORAN! :D

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SpaceCatMeetsMars

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:41 PM
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7. OK, here's one

Let history show
was not elected and was
felled by a pretzel

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northzax

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:47 PM
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8. I don't remember

I have no recollection
Let's go bomb Iraq.

I butcher Spanish,
I cannot read thie memo,
I'm the pretzeldent!

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GOPisEvil

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:48 PM
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9. Ahem...is thing on?

A lucky bastard
All of his deals were big flops
Dad's friends there to save

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Bundbuster

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:49 PM
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10. one...

silver spoon loser
AWOL cokehead drunken sot
PNAC's perfect tool

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pagerbear

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:59 PM
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11. A Pagerku

Gay marriage? No! But
I'll take Log Cabin dollars.
What's a "hip-o-crit"?

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pagerbear

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:17 PM
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17. Another Pagerku

God speaks through me! Yup!
I'm 'Murka's anointed son!
Evild�rs, beware!

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SpaceCatMeetsMars

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:04 PM
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12. How about --

Bad president but
Fundies love him because they
know he hates blow jobs

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Redbear

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:14 PM
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16. My contribution

A simpleton brain
An arrogant demeanor
Who voted for him?

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Bundbuster

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:10 PM
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14. two...

dunce Crawford cowboy
reads goat tales while towers burn
hits the trifecta

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Richardo

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:13 PM
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15. Dyslexicon

Edited on Tue Mar-23-04 01:14 PM by Richardo

"Brie and cheese" lib'rals
Misunderestimate me
Is our kids learning? *

*All based on actual idiotic utterances, of course. :)

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Richardo

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:17 PM
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18. State of the Union

Axis of evil!
Weapons of mass destruction!
Just don't look for jobs

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Richardo

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:22 PM
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19. Rebuttal (edit)

Edited on Tue Mar-23-04 02:21 PM by Richardo

John DiIulio,
Paul O'Neill and Richard Clarke
They're f*cking liars!

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jus_the_facts

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:31 PM
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20. silver spoon

in your mouth and nose
fly boy fake
do us all a favor
and jump in a burnin' lake :evilgrin:

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