Let's try limericks too...Chimpco limericks...(thanks for haiku thread!)

grannylib

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:44 PM
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Let's try limericks too...Chimpco limericks...(thanks for haiku thread!)

There once was a baby, alas
Born with silver spoon shoved up his ass
"Commander in Chief"
But really a thief
Throwing stones in a house made of glass

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daveskilt

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:53 PM
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1. chimp

there once was an emperor chimp,
who constantly walked with a limp
twas caused (not to be crass)
by all the hands up his ass
Of Rove and his oil friends pimp

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:53 PM
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2. I just whipped this up - its a stretch but, I'm at work (very productive!)

There once was a chimp who went AWOL
who let out a "let's lynch some gays" call.
While stealing elections
and making history corrections,
He sicked Ashcroft on the group NARAL.

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BurtWorm

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Tue Mar-23-04 12:54 PM
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3. That was the best impromptu limerick I've ever read!

It scans, parses, and everything! :toast:

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burythehatchet

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:08 PM
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4. ok

There once was the House of Bush
Their lives were pretty darn cush
They sold weapons and oil
No they did not toil
They get in their carriage and we push

Damn that's good, if I do say so myself.

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eridani

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Wed Mar-24-04 04:31 AM
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11. Yes, but

it scans better with
"And never did toil" on the 4th line.

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Tue Mar-23-04 01:34 PM
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5. "president"

Edited on Tue Mar-23-04 01:34 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth

I once voted and it didn't matter
the laws the right proceeded to shatter
and Justice Scalia
that human gonnarea
made sure that his pockets got fatter

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Bundbuster

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Tue Mar-23-04 02:00 PM
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6. lies

A dimwit who thought he was royal
fit his subjects with hats of tinfoil
"Let's blow up Iraq
before they attack,
but remember it's not about oil!"

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Donkeyboy75

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Tue Mar-23-04 02:09 PM
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7. great one!

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Justpat

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Tue Mar-23-04 02:16 PM
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9. LOL!

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Tue Mar-23-04 03:41 PM
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10. tee hee hee

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grannylib

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Wed Mar-24-04 10:44 AM
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12. oh that is good...nice job

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Donkeyboy75

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Tue Mar-23-04 02:11 PM
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8. Slanted rhymes here

There once was a dipshit from Texas
Whose policies were racist and sexist
He blamed the "evil brown man"
We know as Saddam
Then exploited cheap labor from Mex'cans

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RandomKoolzip

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Wed Mar-24-04 11:36 AM
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13. Here goes:

Did George Bush LIHOP? He mighta
Pee-NAC said it's all-righta
He sent kids off to die
For a slice of oil pie
Our president works for Al-Queda

Lame, sure, but it's first thing in the morning......

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Mar-24-04 01:24 PM
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16. Abbreviated and contraversial .

I like it

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11 Bravo

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Wed Mar-24-04 12:13 PM
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14. Here's a quickie.

The BFFE just dropped by.
About jobs and war they did lie.
Said, "Ain't life a bitch?
Good thing we're all rich.
And you poor folks, just eat shit and die."

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Mar-24-04 01:12 PM
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15. Oh shit!!!

That's the stuff

An oil CEO by occupation
his past requires investigation
while pushing for bloodshed
this weak hearted hot head
drank blood in an undisclosed location

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