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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 08:56 AM
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Massachusetts doesn't lift the seat when it pees.
Come on--don't act like you didn't know.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 09:07 AM
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1. And it never shuts the door, chester.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 09:28 AM
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2. It never covers its mouth when it coughes or sneezes.
Vermont and New Hampshire have spoken to it many times about this. Doesn't do any good.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 09:35 AM
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3. You should post this in GD
Mr. 360 recs!!!11!!! :rofl:
Dude you have caught up to Dr. Strange on my list of funniest DU'er list...:thumbsup:
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 10:04 AM
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4. and it squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.
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Kaleva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 10:10 AM
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5. And they pee in the kitchen sink when they think no one is looking.
Edited on Mon Jan-18-10 10:12 AM by Kaleva
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 10:13 AM
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6.  I get so tired of cleaning up after Masschusetts.
Thank heavens for Scrubbing Bubbles! :)
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 10:13 AM
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7. They don't turn off the lights when they leave the room
:silly:
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 10:14 AM
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8. And doesn't replace the toilet paper...
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 10:27 AM
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9. Drinks milk from the carton.
Empties it, puts the empty back and doesn't tell anyone.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 12:13 PM
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10. Didn't the pilgrims land there ...
... to escape from religious tolerance?

Wingers with funny hats.

:hi:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 12:33 PM
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11. we also don't wash our hands after going to the bathroom
and we masterbate continously.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 05:12 PM
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12. It doesn't stop at stop signs, either: it just toots and goes on through
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 05:43 PM
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13. So what. Alabama got no seats.
We just squat.
;-)
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 05:47 PM
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14. We have outhouses in Texas.
We don't have to do all that stuff.

Poor Massachusetts is the new Texas.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 07:16 PM
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15. We just have a slit trench.
;-)
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 07:21 PM
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16. We just dig a new hole and move the outhouse.
The fancy ones have wheels.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 08:01 PM
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19. That might be the dirtiest thing I've ever read.
And I've read Dr. Strange's posts, for crying out loud!
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-19-10 09:41 AM
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25. You have a trench?
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 07:21 PM
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17. Massachusetts once shot a man in Reno.
Just to watch him die.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-18-10 07:32 PM
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18. Poor New Hampshire
So close to Massachusetts, so far from civilization.
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-19-10 12:17 AM
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20. It calls you up, asks you out to the best restaurant in town and when the check arrives...
Need I say more?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-19-10 01:14 AM
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21. Massachusetts had its way with me...
.
... and never called like it said it would.
.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-19-10 09:07 AM
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22. I've learned to wipe the seat before I sit.
Every time.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-19-10 09:17 AM
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23. farts at the dinner table, too.
loudly!
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-19-10 09:21 AM
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24. At least they pronounce 'Qua-hog' correctly. nt
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