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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:18 PM
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should I be forced to cover my stair-walking ASS?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:19 PM
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1. Never!
Your ass should remain free forever!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:20 PM
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2. free Matcom's ASS!
free Matcom's ASS!
power to the people!

:D
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:20 PM
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3. No way, it's too cute!
:7
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:20 PM
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4. Won't somebody please...
think of the children?!?!?!?!
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:21 PM
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5. No. It cracks me up.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:22 PM
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6. lemme see it first.. THEN I'll tell
ya.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:22 PM
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7. Is that what that is?
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felonious thunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:24 PM
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8. Yes, it's horribly offensive
I'm personally offended every time I open a matcom™ thread. The stair-walking ass should be imprisoned, and perhaps killed, just so that I don't have to explain to the kids that compressed evil exits the body via the ass.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:29 PM
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9. funny thing is
there are a TON of DU kids who literally have picked up 'bad habbits' thanks to my stairwalking posterior :D

and THAT i am proud as hell of :D
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:35 PM
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23. Yes, my son among them. He said a bad word yesterday;
a word that would never come out of my delicate lips. Not even when I stubbed my toe immediately after being stung by a scorpion.

Why, I don't even know the word ****. Nor ####.

How dare you!
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:30 PM
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10. Yes
It gives me nightmares. :D
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:30 PM
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11. Matt, it's your ass - do what you please with it
Within reason of course!
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:37 PM
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12. How about a thong?
Or maybe a peace sign.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 03:55 PM
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13. I think he is wearing a thong
A tight one too.
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 05:04 PM
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14. I am shocked and appalled at the sight of your smiley faces' ass
You're causing the moral fiber of this nation to unravel.
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methinks2 Donating Member (894 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 05:14 PM
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15. never, I love you ass
I long for your ass. Please give me more ass!
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 05:16 PM
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16. I wanna see it take a crap.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:09 PM
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17. you and your wise crack
:D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:18 PM
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18. I think you should get an escalator so all the ladies can stare and drool
while you're standing still for a change
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:19 PM
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19. now THATS just mysogonistic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:26 PM
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21. fine, be a pussy about it
You don't have the sack to get an escalator, you're too afraid of getting your skirt caught up in it
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:27 PM
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22. don't get your titties in a wad!
:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:21 PM
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20. Hey!!! There are some men that want to stare at his ass too.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 06:37 PM
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24. Long as you keep it there in Boston, do with it as you please.
Bring it to Phoenix, though, and I'LL do with it as I please!
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