BREAKING: President eats ice cream quickly, gets brain freeze, declares "My policies are working!"

Amerigo Vespucci

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Tue Jan-26-10 10:12 AM
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BREAKING: President eats ice cream quickly, gets brain freeze, declares "My policies are working!"

CNN Washington DC - President Barack Obama stopped by a local Baskin Robbins late Monday evening to enjoy a single-scoop pistachio ice cream cone. After the first bite he could be heard to intone "MMMMMMMMM," and witnesses report that he devoured the cone quite rapidly. Within seconds he seemed disoriented, reached for his forehead, and sat in a nearby chair. As the Secret Service rushed to his aid, he declared "No, no, I'm OK...it's just a little brain freeze."

As the relieved agents stepped back, a smile came across the President's face as he said "SEE? The Freeze is already working. MY POLICIES ARE WORKING!"

The owner of the Baskin Robbins, Manny Ribera, could not be reached for comment.

MORE: Obama Says The Freeze is Working

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peekaloo

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Tue Jan-26-10 10:34 AM
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1. He's never gonna dessert us.

:-)

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projective

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Tue Jan-26-10 10:46 AM
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2. i like vanilla

better!

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