If You Marry a NEBRASKA Girl!!

The first man married a woman from PENNSYLVANIA. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.


The second man married a woman from TEXAS He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from NEBRASKA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

...he lives in Nebraska and his wife made him sit down when urinating. At his daughter's wedding he goes to the men's room and urinates standing up for the first time in decades, which...in the context of the character and the story...is less of a trip to the men's room and more of a life event.

Sounds like not doing it may have been a wise choice! :rofl: