Old Man Balls at the Gym - Democratic Underground

MadBadger

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Sun Feb-07-10 05:17 PM
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Old Man Balls at the Gym

Is it really necessary for Old Man Sutter to parade around the locker room at the gym with his shriveled up junk swinging around? I understand that we all have the same stuff and that you used to swim naked in school in the 40s...but Put a frickin Towel on!

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Arugula Latte

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Sun Feb-07-10 05:22 PM
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1. Let him know about the "Nut Bra":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvDzE6oDWM8

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MadBadger

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Sun Feb-07-10 05:34 PM
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3. That is hilarious.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Sun Feb-07-10 05:29 PM
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2. BORN F-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!!! As free as the wind blows!!!

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Could be worse. What was that commercial where the guy is sitting
in a coffee shop or fast food joint and the chunky ol' sweaty
runner comes in and is doing stretches with his leg up on a chair
and pushing his chunky ol' sweaty junk almost in the guy's face.
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Dang ol' shriveled-up brains n' balls. One of my favorite commercials
of all time and I can't remember what it was for. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
.
Carl's Jr.???
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I would definitely remember if it had been for In-and-Out-and-In-and-Out
Burgers.
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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Sun Feb-07-10 05:49 PM
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4. He's doing it to let you know what your tackle will look like someday.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Sun Feb-07-10 05:52 PM
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5. Dickens? The Ghost of Testes Future? ... n/t

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Gidney N Cloyd

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Sun Feb-07-10 06:09 PM
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6. Yet another great reason to avoid locker rooms.

If I can't shower at home, I ain't sweatin'.

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kayakjohnny

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Sun Feb-07-10 06:11 PM
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7. I thought someone was crying.

Now I wish it were that simple.

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