Things Alfred does alone in Stately Wayne Manor when Master Bruce & Master Dick are fighting crime

Amerigo Vespucci

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Mon Feb-08-10 04:09 PM
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Poll question: Things Alfred does alone in Stately Wayne Manor when Master Bruce & Master Dick are fighting crime

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old mark

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Mon Feb-08-10 04:17 PM
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1. I think he spends some time peeking in Master Dick's

underwear drawer........

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edbermac

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Mon Feb-08-10 04:19 PM
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2. You didn't know about him and Aunt Harriet?

Talk about kinky.

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Kaleva

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Mon Feb-08-10 04:32 PM
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3. Having died on August 8, 1988, (8-8-88!)he keeps busy by decomposing.

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HopeHoops

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Mon Feb-08-10 05:36 PM
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4. Takes that bat-shaped flying thing out for a spin to the Sonic.

It always attracts the chicks on roller blades.

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Orsino

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Mon Feb-08-10 05:41 PM
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5. Greases the ol' Bat Pole, of course. n/t

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Bucky

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Mon Feb-08-10 06:20 PM
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6. He goes to the Club in his Commander McBragg identity and regales the chaps with his adventures.

"Quite"

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rcrush

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Mon Feb-08-10 06:32 PM
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7. He's the only person maintaining a 50 room mansion plus a giant bat cave

I think he's pretty busy most of the time.

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Kaleva

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Mon Feb-08-10 11:14 PM
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8. How dirty can the place get when there are only three occupants?

Two of whom spend much of their time running around in spandex outfits.

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rcrush

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Mon Feb-08-10 11:19 PM
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9. Bruce Wayne likes to have sex with lots of loose womens

Thats his cover.

No one would suspect that The Batman is a dirty manwhore. So Alfred has to spend a lot of time cleaning sheets.

Also when Dick Grayson grew up he spent lots of nights getting drunk and trashing the manor. Batman is not a good parent.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Mon Feb-08-10 11:52 PM
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10. I think he considers how he can better service master bat n' master dick.. ... n/t

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kedrys

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Tue Feb-09-10 11:17 AM
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11. As interpreted by Michael Caine, definitely weed

:P

This old gent, definitely the single malt.

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