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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 04:26 PM Original message |
Lawyer Jokes! Lawyer Jokes! Post 'em here if you got 'em!!! Here's mine |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
1. Why are lawyers buried 12 feet under instead of 6? Deep down, they're really not that bad. |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 04:35 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Why don't sharks attack lawyers? professional courtesy |
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Ishoutandscream2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
2. My mother-in-law is a lawyer |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
4. What's black and tan and looks good on a lawyer? |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 04:39 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. LoL |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
5. Why don't Lawyers go to the beach? |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
6. What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 07:15 PM Response to Reply #6 |
17. What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and... |
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Petrushka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
8. What do you call a lawyer gone bad? |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
9. Robert Cray lyrics: |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
10. The Pope and a lawyer die and go to heaven |
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liberaltrucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 06:23 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. God and Satan got into an argument over the boundary between Heaven and Hell |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
12. what do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? |
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liberaltrucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
13. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? |
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Crabby Appleton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
14. Why have scientists begun to use lawyers instead of lab rats |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
15. Definition of mixed emotions |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
16. A mother and daughter walk through a cemetary and the little girl asks |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
18. Difference between a dead possum and a dead lawyer? |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
19. I heard this one in law school. The professors told it a couple of times. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
20. What do you call a lawyer buried up his neck in concrete? |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
21. Lawyer meets a moral dilemma.. |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
22. Here's one about lawyers and engineers |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-11-10 11:09 PM Response to Original message |
23. to wit |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-12-10 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
24. Good Job Everyone! These are great...kick to get some more! |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-12-10 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
25. A guy stands up at the end of a crowded bar and shouts... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-12-10 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
26. What happens to a lawyer when you rub his head? |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-12-10 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
27. The Lawyer and the Sheriff's Deputy |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-12-10 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
28. A dying man calls his three friends--a priest, an investment banker, and a lawyer-- to his deathbed. |
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Tom_Foolery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-12-10 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
29. A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day... |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-13-10 04:42 AM Response to Original message |
30. Chemistry joke. |
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styersc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-13-10 10:10 AM Response to Reply #30 |
36. Another Chemistry Joke. What is Cole's Law. |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-13-10 06:58 AM Response to Original message |
31. A young lawyer was on an out of town assignment.... |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-13-10 07:00 AM Response to Original message |
32. Satan makes a deal with a lawyer," I'll give you your wildest dreams of |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-13-10 08:27 AM Response to Original message |
33. It was so cold out today.... |
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cherish44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-13-10 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
34. This one's for anyone who has been through a nasty divorce |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-13-10 10:43 AM Response to Reply #34 |
37. winner |
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styersc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-13-10 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
35. What's the differrence between bludgeoning a lawyer to death |
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