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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:03 PM
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Your very own personal Seinfeld moments...
Pee'd in the shower
Dated a girl with "man hands".
Dated a model and used her photo to get other girls
Caught in a pick
drove golf balls in the ocean
lost car at parking garage
goldfish died before it got home
Pee'd in parking garage
took book from bookstore into bathroom
didn't get the 3 D poster
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:20 PM
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1. I am master of my own domain
nuff said!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 08:59 PM
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20. You'd fold in ten minutes.
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Peregrine Took Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:28 PM
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2. Bubble boy, suede jacket, Jean-Claude, Kramer the serial killer, the Cadillac,
Russian Orthodox and Mr. Bookman (best ever, well, tied with bubble boy and suede jacket.)
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:37 PM
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3. Came in partway thru a Seinfeld episode...
.
... where Jerry had a dilemma whether to keep dating this HOT woman
who was a moran.
.
The two halves of his psyche were playing chess with each other. It
took me a little while to realize what was going one. Each of the two
"Seinfelds" were wearing headgear -- one looked like a brain beret
and the other looked like a penis helmet.
.
I was crying... and wondering how the hell they were getting away
with what they were showing.
.
This and "the Master of my own domain" are, by FAR... my favorites.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEC7FK0xVTQ&feature=related
.
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betharina Donating Member (313 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:37 PM
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4. "a full body dry heave set to music"
yeah, that's how i dance.
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HERVEPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:44 PM
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5. Moops
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:14 PM
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30. Morrs!!!!!
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HERVEPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:38 PM
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32. I'm sorry. It says Moops.
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muffin1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:45 PM
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6. Festivus
for the rest of us!:rofl:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 09:50 PM
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21. I have a Festivus pole that I put up at work every December.
Great conversation starter! :rofl:
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muffin1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 07:40 AM
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27. That's great...
do you also make donations in your co-workers names at Christmas to "The Human Fund"?:)
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:13 PM
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29. I don't think they'd get the reference.
Unless I had the episode playing on a constant loop on my laptop all day.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:49 PM
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7. I've gotten lost and pee'd in a parking garage several times.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:52 PM
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8. .


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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 02:55 PM
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9. before we found out that they were available at the nbc store downtown...
through a window we saw this framed picture over a neighbor's fireplace in evanston, and totally freaked out, thinking it to be the genuine article:
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 03:27 PM
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10. I was almost the proud owner of THE original.
My best friend is a writer on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Michael Richards was on the show and brought "The Kramer" with him. He forgot it, and it sat in the offices for months and months. My friend knew that I loved this episode, and was going to snag the painting to give to me.

As luck would have it, someone from the show came to pick up the painting...
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 03:56 PM
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11. I call parking in the handicapped spot "pulling a George Costanza"
And sadly I've done that on more than one occasion.
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 04:07 PM
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12. Did the "Stakeout".....
Huge blunder it turns out, but did it.
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LeftinOH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 04:42 PM
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13. I have *never* been able to see anything in those 3D posters.
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 11:43 PM
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24. Me either--I sometimes wonder if they are a conspiracy where
people *say* they see something just to be "in".
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 04:49 PM
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14. SERENITY NOW!!!!
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 04:56 PM
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15. "I gotta lot of problems with you people....."
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 05:07 PM
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16. That's all I ever heard growing up
is 'Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?'
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Highway61 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 08:35 PM
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17. ... making a deal to not masturbate
Edited on Wed Feb-17-10 08:36 PM by Highway61
after watching a girl undress across the way in the first three minutes of the show Kramer says'"I fold".


edit..my spelling sucks
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 08:39 PM
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18. No Soup for You, Jerry and Elaine try sex without the relationship, George stretches unemployment
benefits to the absolute limit, George races seniors in his power chair, and George gets caught eating garbage at Susan's parents house. Oh, and Kramer & Friends and their reverse peephole.
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 08:54 PM
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19. "Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
Used to refer to any (mostly hypothetical) sexual situation, no matter how outlandish. :evilgrin:
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 11:22 PM
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22. The Bizarro Jerrys
Edited on Wed Feb-17-10 11:26 PM by Kat45
Jerry dropping his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet
Kramer adopting a highway

And a couple of others already mentioned: the contest of course, and the one where he used the photo of the gorgeous woman to date another one and get an "in" to the place where all the gorgeous women/models hung out
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-17-10 11:39 PM
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23. Chinese hair gel ="grow hair like Stalin"
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 02:11 AM
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25. I used to have a standard fake phone number
I was tricked by skinny mirrors
I had a "David Putty" relationship

I guess all of my Seinfeld momets are Elaine moments
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muffin1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 07:37 AM
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26. A few more...
Elaine - "He took it out." Jerry - "It?" Elaine - "Out."

Putty - "High five! On the flipside!"

Elaine - "George...YOU'RE BALD!"
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 10:19 AM
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28. dated a Masseuse that wouldn't give me a massage...
faked an orgasm
stand up comedy
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 12:36 PM
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31. The Merv Griffin episode
I grew up in a home where there was no escaping the sights and sounds of "The Merv Griffin Show."

This was one of a handful of episodes in which all of the hype surrounding "Seinfeld" was no longer hype...it was just amazing.
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 03:07 PM
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33. Suggested a menage a tois to girlfriend....
Was a gunner
thinks I know every short cut
played "frolf"
Grew a moustache
Been to the Jerk Store
"tamales"
bit by dog
watched "Mad About You" with significant other...
My Brother Vinnie
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 04:01 PM
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34. These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Is usually what my g/f and I say to each other when either one of us starts to lose it.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 04:05 PM
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35. Come on guys, you've all experienced "shrinkage". I admit to double dipping.
Edited on Thu Feb-18-10 04:07 PM by KittyWampus
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 04:07 PM
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36. Never!
:hide:
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-18-10 08:18 PM
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37. Oh, yeah, and...Mulva. nt
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