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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 11:53 PM
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Interesting discovery about ancient Egypt.
Before ascending to the first throne of the Fourth Dynasty, Sneferu was chatting one day with his father Huni and mentioned his plan by which all of Egypt could become fabulously wealthy.

"The Children of the Nile will build for me the mightiest structure ever seen," said Sneferu. "And everyone who contributes will be rewarded many times over."

"I don't know," said Huni, the aging ruler of the Third Dynasty. "I don't think these pyramid schemes ever work."
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 12:03 AM
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1. Sneferu?
:spank:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 12:05 AM
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2. You heard me.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 12:10 AM
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3. ok I'll give you Sneferu
(builder of the BENT pyramid :rofl: )

but the spanking was for the punchline and it stays:spank:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 12:21 AM
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4. Walk Like An Egyptian
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 12:36 AM
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5. Funny you should mention that
Robert Gates was giving President Bush his daily briefing, including the sad news that four volunteer aid workers from Cairo had been slain.

"The Egyptians were just out for a walk," said the Secretary, "when they were mercilessly gunned down."

"Big deal," said the President coldly. "I never liked The Bangles anyway."
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 12:40 AM
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6. Oy.
You know, I was thinking of you this morning. We had a group meeting in our cafeteria area this morning. On the speakers as we left was playing a certain Rick Astley song....
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 12:44 AM
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7. Are your cafeteria-based group meetings are belong to us.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 09:40 AM
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8. Some how Sneferu managed to convince Huni to contribute to his scheme.
But in the end, Egypt him.
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 11:49 AM
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9. !
for some reason, this was incredibly funny to me just now.
I laughed at a very inappropriate moment on a boring conference call.
So thanks for that :hi:
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 11:57 AM
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10. LMAO
i'm stealing that.

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billyclem Donating Member (137 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 01:05 PM
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11. Not once, not twice;
but, three times he found groups of pyramidiots to finance his building. The end result was the Red Pyramid so at least he left behind something very nice.

:hi:
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