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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 04:19 PM
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Sluggerrr the Lion... K.C. Royals mascot... sued for $25k for hitting fan in eye with wiener
MLB Mascot Accused of Gruesome Wiener Attack

Posted Feb 23rd 2010 12:06PM by TMZ Staff



Sluggerrr the Lion -- the mascot for the Kansas City Royals -- is accused of poking a fan's eye out with a steaming hot wiener during a Major League Baseball game last year ... and now the team is being sued over it.

It's all in a lawsuit filed in Jackson County, Missouri in which John Coomer claims he was just chillin' at a game on September 8, 2009 -- when Slugger "climbed atop the third base dugout and started shooting hotdogs into the stands from an air gun."

Coomer claims Slugger eventually put the air gun down -- and started firing off the wieners by hand ... when, according to the suit, things went horribly wrong.

In the docs, Coomer claims "Slugger lost control of his throw or was reckless with his throw, and threw the hotdog directly into the Plaintiff."

Coomer claims the dog hit him right in his left eye -- leaving him with a detached retina and the development of cataracts.

Coomer is now suing the Royals for more than $25k for negligence and battery -- claiming they "failed to adequately train its agents ... in the proper method in which to throw hotdogs into the stands at Kauffman Stadium."

Remember, when handling wieners -- it's always safety first.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/23/kansas-city-royals-hotdog-hot-dog-lawsuit-eye-john-coomer-slugger-the-lion/
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 04:23 PM
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1. you owe me a new keyboard
George Brett would never have let this happen
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demtenjeep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 06:17 PM
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8. no, he just brags about "shitting himself
google George Brett Shits himself
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 04:24 PM
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2. Wow, I'm glad I'm not sued every time....
I hit someone in the eye with a, uh, wiener.

By the way, IBTL.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 04:25 PM
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3. Bill Hicks, wax dart
That's all I'm going to say.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 05:13 PM
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4. Oh, gimme a break.
There's probably a disclosure on the fan's ticket that releases the Royals and their agents from liability. In any case, the person filing this suit should get a life.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 05:15 PM
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5. IBTL
Just saying.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 05:45 PM
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6. With a wiener?
The Brewers might be interested in him as a free agent.



Where did you think I was going with this? :shrug:
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 06:09 PM
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7. The only thing the Royals have hit for years, and they get sued for it
This can now be used as an excuse for another decade of haplessness. And the most polite, least demanding fans in all of pro sports will be just fine with it.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-23-10 07:28 PM
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9. Except retinal detachment = painful operation PLUS blindness anyway.
Edited on Tue Feb-23-10 07:29 PM by WinkyDink
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