"Exotic antimatter detected at Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider"

rug

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Thu Mar-04-10 09:40 PM
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"Exotic antimatter detected at Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider"

What the hell are they talking about in there?

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Kali

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Thu Mar-04-10 09:43 PM
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1. I think they see somebody's genitals.

seems to be a subject on lots of peoples minds today.

What?

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rug

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Thu Mar-04-10 09:46 PM
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2. Admit it. You only read the first and last words.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Thu Mar-04-10 10:24 PM
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6. Those scientists are fulla crap...

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"has published evidence of the most massive antinucleus discovered to date."
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If that's about massive genitals... they're conveniently forgetting about my Uncle Nucleus.
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You know.
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From Nantucket?
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rurallib

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Thu Mar-04-10 10:11 PM
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3. nothing to worry about. Look - cute kittens

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rug

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Thu Mar-04-10 10:13 PM
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4. Thank you.

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pokerfan

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Thu Mar-04-10 10:21 PM
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5. Knowledge is Good

Even if it kills us.

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rug

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Thu Mar-04-10 10:30 PM
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8. Anything called exotic antimatter does not bode well.

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pokerfan

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Thu Mar-04-10 10:50 PM
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11. Don't cross the streams!

Imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal!

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EvolveOrConvolve

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Thu Mar-04-10 10:27 PM
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7. Meh, just sciencey stuff - nothing to see here, move along

Just make sure you don't tell the good folks at the creationism museum - their heads might explode from all the learnin' and junk.

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rug

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Thu Mar-04-10 10:33 PM
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9. Wasn't the Ark powered by a Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider?

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EvolveOrConvolve

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Thu Mar-04-10 10:37 PM
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10. The technical term is "Jesus Juice"

Or "Rapture Cream". Or "God-Be-Go".

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edbermac

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Thu Mar-04-10 11:59 PM
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12. Just a wee bit o' trouble with the warp engines, Captain.

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carlyhippy

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Fri Mar-05-10 08:42 AM
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13. The article was written by this guy:

Edited on Fri Mar-05-10 08:43 AM by carlyhippy

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