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felonious thunk

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Thu Mar-25-04 11:34 AM
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Eat your pork, kids

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Thu Mar-25-04 11:36 AM
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1. <salivating> mmmmmm.... pork chop....

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swag

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Thu Mar-25-04 11:41 AM
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2. Wow, I wish I were in Butte, Montana today

I'd go to Pork Chop John's and have one of those glorious pork loin sandwiches.

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pagerbear

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Thu Mar-25-04 11:46 AM
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3. In my best Peter Brady imitating James Cagney imitation

"Pork chops and apple sauce!"

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kmla

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Thu Mar-25-04 12:05 PM
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5. I loved that episode! Ha!

Along with the one where he breaks the lamp(while playing ball in the house) - and gets rewarded while all of the innocents get punished...

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Spider Jerusalem

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Thu Mar-25-04 11:50 AM
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4. Happy, smiling, friendly anthropomorphised PIG MEAT?

And apparently from some Junior Carnivore's Colouring Book, too...Morlene the pork chop, and his pals Signore di Parma the Italian ham, and Little Rasher the Bacon Boy, and Stinky the chitterling...I'd REALLY like to know who thought this up. I'd also like to know what sort of drugs they were using, and where I can get some.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Thu Mar-25-04 12:11 PM
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8. mmmmm

Drugs.... :evilgrin:

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bif

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Thu Mar-25-04 12:07 PM
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6. "Eat me kids!"

Kind of a twisted message, eh?

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felonious thunk

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Thu Mar-25-04 12:08 PM
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7. Yeah, I thought so too

And not only that, it was a caricature of a pork chop, not a pig. So we could have like, Stuart the Chicken Leg as the new KFC logo.

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bif

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Thu Mar-25-04 12:13 PM
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9. And the pork chop is wearing pants, too!

So does he have to drop trou before you can eat him?

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felonious thunk

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Thu Mar-25-04 12:17 PM
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10. Shoes too

This is industry association marketing at it's most incompetent and funniest.

I can see the genius who came up with it. "I know, we'll put out some coloring books, letting kids know the benefits of pork!"

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bif

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Thu Mar-25-04 12:19 PM
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11. Maybe they could change their themeline to "Pork me, Mom!"

Or something along those lines.

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felonious thunk

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Thu Mar-25-04 12:23 PM
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12. Hey mom, dad wants to pork!

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