Today's joke

Subject: The Train, The Tunnel, The Slap

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little Old lady,
and a young blonde girl with large boobs.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Bush has a bright red hand print on
his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the
old lady and she slapped him.

Bush thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
missed and got me instead.

Obama thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Bush again.

Nice one!
:applause:

That's cute. :)

:rofl:

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