Police: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved

spinbaby

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Fri Mar-26-10 11:32 AM
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Police: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved

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Police: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved
Friday, March 26, 2010
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Police said a man will be charged with public drunkenness after several witnesses saw him attempting to resuscitate a road-killed opossum.

State police said they charged Donald Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, Jefferson County, after they arrived at the scene on Route 36 in Oliver Township around 3 p.m. Thursday.

A news release from police does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10085/1045894-100.stm?cmpid=latest.xml#ixzz0jIj6MPKv

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HopeHoops

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Fri Mar-26-10 11:36 AM
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1. "alcohol involved" - ya think?

"does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum" - um, probably because they couldn't publish the details.

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Orsino

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Fri Mar-26-10 11:59 AM
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2. It's all fun and games until someone resuscitates a 'possum. n/t

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rcrush

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Fri Mar-26-10 12:13 PM
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3. This is why we need to legalize marijuana.

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spinbaby

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Fri Mar-26-10 12:41 PM
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4. Man tries to eat dead possom; marijuana involved

Yeah, I can see how that's better.:eyes:

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rcrush

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Fri Mar-26-10 12:44 PM
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5. Really?

Wow ok.

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JonLP24

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Fri Mar-26-10 07:51 PM
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10. LOL

Food cravings are NEVER that bad! :rofl:

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Rambis

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Fri Mar-26-10 12:56 PM
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6. Must be related to this person

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Mugu

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Fri Mar-26-10 07:55 PM
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11. Reminds me very much of a most unfriendly barn cat I once had.

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MrSlayer

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Fri Mar-26-10 03:12 PM
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7. Hilarious.

Not something you see everyday.

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theNotoriousP.I.G.

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Fri Mar-26-10 03:15 PM
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8. If that ain't rock bottom

I don't know what the hell is!

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surrealAmerican

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Fri Mar-26-10 07:49 PM
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9. It can be hard to tell with possums ...

... especially when the whole place is spinning.

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