Two teabaggers are having a beer after a busy day of throwing bricks at Democrats' offices...

Two teabaggers are having a beer after a busy day of throwing bricks at Democrats' offices and burning flags.

“So, where ya from?”

“Georgia.”

“Yeah, me too! Small world, huh? Where 'bouts?”

“Atlanta.”

“Me too! What part?”

“East side.”

“Same here. Imagine that. Which Baptist church ya go to?”

“First, of course.”

“Which First? There's a bunch of 'em, ya know.”

“First Baptist of Atlanta.”

“First Baptist of Atlanta of Salvation Everlasting or First Baptist of Atlanta of Everlasting Salvation?

“First Baptist of Atlanta of Everlasting Salvation.”

“Wow. Me too. We're like kin! The one on 23rd?”

“Yep, that's the one.”

“Same here. Funny I haven't seen you before. The one on South 23rd?”

“No, the one on North 23rd.”

“NORTH 23rd!?!?!?”

“Yeah, North 23rd.”

“Oh yeah, WELL FUCK YOU!”

After the Arizona tea party rally...

Two women, dressed in red, white, and blue, were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think you look familiar, and from listening to you, that you're from Arkansas.'

The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Arkansas are ya from?'

The other woman answers, 'I'm from Little Rock.'

The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Little Rock?'

The other woman says, 'A lovely little area in the west end. I lived on Oak Street in the old part of town.'

The first one says, 'Well, ain't it a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'

The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Faithful Jesus Baptist School, of course.'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'

The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Faithful Jesus in 1964 myself!'

About this time, Mike walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

Sid, the bartender, walks over to Mike shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Mike asks, 'Why do you say that, Sid?'

Sid answers, 'The Bennett twins are drunk again.'

Good one!