My boyfriend of 20 years shockingly confessed to me.

Liberal Veteran

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Tue Apr-06-10 04:31 PM
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My boyfriend of 20 years shockingly confessed to me.

That he hates lemons. Lemonade, lemon chicken, lemon cake, lemon zest, etc.

Should I divorce him?

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taterguy

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Tue Apr-06-10 04:33 PM
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1. Only if he hates the Lemonheads . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk_M47yLruM

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petronius

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Tue Apr-06-10 04:36 PM
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2. Wow. It's all been a lie then, hasn't it?

What a jerk... :)

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edbermac

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Tue Apr-06-10 05:12 PM
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3. Yes, divorce him.

And get custody of everything except the lemons. :7

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kimmerspixelated

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Tue Apr-06-10 05:28 PM
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4. Does he also hate Lemony SNicket?

Then kick his fat furry ass out the house!

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mcollins

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Tue Apr-06-10 05:31 PM
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5. We were married for 18 years before

I told mine that I don't like cherry flavored anything.

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Forkboy

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Tue Apr-06-10 05:39 PM
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6. That's beyond the pale.

Divorce him? He's lucky you don't shoot him dead where he stands!

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Dyedinthewoolliberal

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Tue Apr-06-10 05:46 PM
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7. You can divorce boyfriends?

I thought you would just kick him to the curb........

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Taverner

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Tue Apr-06-10 05:47 PM
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8. Only if he actually CHEATED on a lemon

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Darth_Kitten

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Tue Apr-06-10 05:50 PM
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9. Does he hate Limoncello?

If so, yup, chuck him. :)

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brooklynite

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Wed Apr-07-10 10:20 AM
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18. - I - hate Limoncello...

Edited on Wed Apr-07-10 10:21 AM by brooklynite

It's cloyingly sweet, with far too little offsetting lemon tang.

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nickinSTL

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Tue Apr-06-10 09:04 PM
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10. is it really that big a deal?

I hate oranges - don't like orange flavor, and the smell of the things is disgusting to me.

My wife knew about this early on, and despite thinking I'm some kind of freak, has managed to live with it. Despite the fact that she quite enjoys oranges.

Of course, in return, I think she's some kind of freak for not liking mint :evilgrin:

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JTG of the PRB

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Tue Apr-06-10 09:06 PM
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11. Lemonade?!? But... That stuff is great!

Edited on Tue Apr-06-10 09:06 PM by JTG of the PRB

I didn't know such a thing was possible!

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crim son

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Tue Apr-06-10 11:30 PM
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12. He sounds like a regular man to me.

Now, if he hates mushrooms, that's another story.

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donheld

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Tue Apr-06-10 11:50 PM
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13. Send him my way

I like lemonade, but not lemon cake, chicken, zest.

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coyotespaw

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Wed Apr-07-10 12:28 AM
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14. Why would you get rid of him

when he's given you a weapon to use against him. Next time he pisses you off, dust every surface in the house with lemon-scented Pledge, or hide a lemon wedge under his car seat.

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Skittles

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Wed Apr-07-10 12:34 AM
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15. you want I should kick his lemon-hating ass, Liberal Veteran?

LEMME AT HIM

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gmoney

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Wed Apr-07-10 12:35 AM
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16. "Life gives you lemons..."

"unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade will be awful."

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hamsterjill

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Wed Apr-07-10 09:40 AM
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17. Does the "lemon" law apply?

Can you trade him in on a new one?

Just kidding. Perhaps there is a rehab for this betrayal!!! There seems to be a rehab for everything these days!!!

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