Heidi "Trained In Knife Fighting" Montag Is Writing A "Bourne-Meets-Barbie" Action Flick

Amerigo Vespucci

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Heidi "Trained In Knife Fighting" Montag Is Writing A "Bourne-Meets-Barbie" Action Flick

Get ready to see a lot more Heidi Montag on the big screen.

"I�m writing a movie right now. It�s very action packed," the bikini-clad reality star, 23, told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at Las Vegas' Aria Resort & Casino.

"It's Bourne-meets-Barbie," adds Montag, referring to Matt Damon's action flicks. Montag would would "of course" play the starring role.

"I would love to be an action star," continues Montag, who recently Twittered she wants to to be the "blonde Tomb Raider."

She claims to have the experience.

"I've trained in knife fighting and guns for over two years with one of the founding members of Saw, was the original Delta Force. So I've been shooting and practicing the whole real-life action figure for years," she said. "So I'm very excited to have action roles."

Montag recently filmed a cameo in Just Go With It alongside Jennifer Aniston. Whose acting career would she rather emulate: Aniston's or the more action-packed Angelina Jolie's?

"Actually, I want a combination of both," says Montag, who was flanked by six bodyguards at the event.

http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/heidi-montag-is-writing-a-bourne-meets-barbie-action-flick-2010124

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Rosie1223

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Tue Apr-13-10 10:29 AM
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1. Going under the knife does not mean knife experience, Heidi.

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Shell Beau

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Tue Apr-13-10 10:33 AM
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2. She grosses me out.

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Tue Apr-13-10 10:40 AM
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3. My prediction is that the feeling will get worse before it gets better

I don't think Ms. Montag has an "off" switch. I don't think she knows the meaning of "enough is enough."

:rofl:

:toast:

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Mojambo

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Tue Apr-13-10 10:47 AM
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4. The mere existence of this article just created 5 new terrorists. n/t

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Heidi

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Tue Apr-13-10 02:15 PM
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5. Oh. This is another kind of Heidi thread.

I feel kinda sorry for her. It just seems to me that she has addressed the wrong issues.

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tango-tee

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Tue Apr-13-10 03:21 PM
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6. Who on God's green earth is Heidi Montag? Is it the creature in the photo?

I think we're behind the power curve over here in Europe. Is she someone we should know about?

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Tue Apr-13-10 04:02 PM
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7. Reality show "star" of the now-cancelled MTV program "The Hills"

One half of what is easily one of the most despised "celebrity duos" of the modern era, Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt. He's actually worse. But together, fuggeddaboudit. They are both relentless when it comes to self-promotion, which accounts for some...but not all...ot the reasons why they're despised.

:rofl:

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tango-tee

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Tue Apr-13-10 10:34 PM
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11. Thanks, Amerigo....

Argh. Just arrrgh. That's about all the eloquence I can muster, looking at those two.

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MrScorpio

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Tue Apr-13-10 04:20 PM
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8. This woman looks ridiculous

Why do people do this to themselves?

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tango-tee

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Wed Apr-14-10 12:35 AM
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12. Somthing doesn't look right. The proportions are all out of whack.

Edited on Wed Apr-14-10 12:41 AM by tango-tee

There's a fairly large head and two huge protuberances sitting on top of a skinny little body with big ol' platform Iceberg Slim shoes on the opposite end. She just looks, well, strange. One of the feature-creatures of www.peopleofwalmart.com.

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Ikonoklast

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Tue Apr-13-10 05:22 PM
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9. Uh, I've actually been in a knife fight.

But it wasn't with a demented cosmetic surgeon bent on inserting two ridiculous breast implants in my body.

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Tue Apr-13-10 05:39 PM
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10. "This ball? Is smarter than me."

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