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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 03:51 PM
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Larry King filing for divorce. Okay, Lounge ladies... who's turn is it next?
This man's needs can not go unfulfilled.

Women of the world, you all share an important (nay, vital) joint responsibility. It's time for one of you to step up to the plate and help yourself to a steaming hunk of Larry King lovin'. Step to, gals. Who's gonna bell that coot?
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hamsterjill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 04:00 PM
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1. I'm afraid that I must disqualify myself!
Edited on Wed Apr-14-10 04:00 PM by hamsterjill
I'm way too old for Larry!!!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 04:15 PM
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5. You must be over 30 then.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 04:00 PM
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2. Larry just can't stop the hornies can he?
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 04:02 PM
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3. Won't this be number eight for him?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 04:14 PM
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4. 8th divorce, but only 7th wife. One of them was a repeater.
The dumb one, I'm guessing.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 04:30 PM
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6. He's really old and unhealthy AND wealthy. I might enjoy being his grieving widow...nt
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soleiri Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 07:35 PM
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7. I'm dyeing my hair blonde as I type. nt.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 07:39 PM
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8. I'd rather stick my hand in a moving blender.
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