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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 07:20 PM
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How can the Universe be 13,730,000,000 and still look amazing?!!!
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 08:25 PM
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1. Oh, the Universe...
.
...has had cosmetic surgery, honey... that's OBVIOUS to anyone
with half a brain and if you just made the effort to get out and see
REAL universes instead of being a universe hater... you'd know this!!!
.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 08:31 PM
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2. Old and young at the same moment.
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 08:33 PM
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3. And she hasn't even unbutton the first button on her shirt.
Edited on Sun Apr-18-10 08:35 PM by amerikat
the best is yet to come.

oh this a terrible time for the smiley's to fail
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AllenVanAllen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 11:10 PM
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4. Because with 99.999,999999999% empty space


there's plenty of places to hide a face lift scar.
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 11:22 PM
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5. DUzy!
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-10 11:38 PM
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6. Betelgeuse
It's a natural moisturizer.
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KT2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 01:46 AM
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7. Ants and flies
E.O. Wilson said that ants and flies do most of the rebuilding of earth.
Of course it looks fabulous!
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 02:05 AM
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8. Doesn't look a day over 6000, does it?
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 02:21 AM
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9. botox
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Dr Morbius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 04:21 AM
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10. Well, the answer is obvious.
Everything is relative.

:D
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 09:38 AM
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11. +1!
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 10:16 AM
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12. It's the lighting.
:shrug:
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PufPuf23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 12:22 PM
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13. Universe - The Definitive Visual Guide
Edited by Martin Rees and published by DK Publishing.

Found this beautiful and informative book recently at Barnes and Noble for $28 plus tax as an impulsive buy.

I could have bought it online cheaper.


http://www.amazon.com/Universe-Robert-Dinwiddie/dp/0756636701/ref=sr_1_1_oe_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1271697431&sr=1-1
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 01:02 PM
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14. The Hubble takes off millenia.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 01:06 PM
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15. WIN !!!!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 06:20 PM
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16. Has to do with the speed of light.....nt
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 07:52 PM
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17. Photoshop job
Edited on Mon Apr-19-10 07:53 PM by MilesColtrane
You should see the crow's feet around the Virgo Group without it.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 10:27 PM
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18. Obviously photoshopped. I see pixels.
Anyway, like Julie Christie, the universe only looks hot at its current age because it's had work done.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-19-10 10:29 PM
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19. Its diet started to get a little too fatty and starchy.
It must have increased several billion waist sizes since birth.
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