Jesus Raptor (Don't know what else to say but I love this

Liberation Angel

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Sun Apr-18-10 08:00 PM
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Jesus Raptor (Don't know what else to say but I love this

Edited on Sun Apr-18-10 08:03 PM by Liberation Angel

My teenage son told me it's Raptor appreciation day according to facebook (which i steer clear of)

But he put it on our desktop and it deserves some bible land attention as obviously Jesus also love the dinosaurs who shared the earth with man in la la bible land

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quakerboy

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Sun Apr-18-10 08:02 PM
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1. Jesus loves the little raptors

all the raptors of the world....

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MiddleFingerMom

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Sun Apr-18-10 08:19 PM
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2. From another thread very recently...

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Aristus

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Sun Apr-18-10 08:37 PM
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3. What I can't figure out is why the idjits are so big on Jesus and dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs are mentioned nowhere in the Bible. Not even the King James Version. How can the Talibornagains embrace something that isn't mentioned in the Bible? :shrug:

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A HERETIC I AM

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Sun Apr-18-10 08:55 PM
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4. Because they are desperate to do all they can to keep the Genesis story alive...

Edited on Sun Apr-18-10 08:56 PM by A HERETIC I AM

and fend off all scientific evidence to the contrary.

You say you found dinosaur bones that are millions of years old? Ha! Here's a pic of Jesus holding one.

So there.

If the Genesis story is not true, then there wasn't a Garden of Eden.

If there was no Garden of Eden, there was no Adam and Eve.

If there was no Adam and Eve, then there could be no fall from grace.

If there was no fall from grace, there is no need for a redeemer.

And the entire nonsense story falls in on itself.

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HopeHoops

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Mon Apr-19-10 07:14 AM
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5. "Not even the King James Version." - LOL!

:rofl:

You can read SO much into those six words! Well said.

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Aristus

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Mon Apr-19-10 08:54 AM
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8. I was hoping someone would get that...

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Symarip

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Mon Apr-19-10 07:17 AM
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6. He went extinct for your sins

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Mopar151

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Mon Apr-19-10 08:36 AM
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7. Compared to that

"The Jesus Lizard" makes sense.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wilcAlAal8&feature=related

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rcrush

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Mon Apr-19-10 12:20 PM
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9. WTF thats not Raptor Jesus!

THIS is Raptor Jesus!

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Deep13

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Mon Apr-19-10 01:04 PM
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10. That creation museum has a display of Adam with a penguin.

He's sitting in the lush vegetation with greenery hiding his naughty bit in his '70s rock star haircut and among the animals walking around is a fucking penguin.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Mon Apr-19-10 01:13 PM
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11. And the Philistines were smoted with Brontosaurs.

They didn't like that one bit.

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