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LynneSin

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Fri Apr-23-10 11:59 AM
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Awkward Boners.com

Yeah you knew someone was going to go there

http://www.awkwardboners.com

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HopeHoops

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Fri Apr-23-10 12:05 PM
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1. "You wear tights?" "No I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform." "Tights." "SHUT UP!"

-- The Breakfast Club, Brian/Andrew/Brian/Andrew

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Hell Hath No Fury

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Fri Apr-23-10 12:21 PM
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2. Randall Terry?!?!?!?

This photo was taken at the Million ‘Mo March in Washington, D.C. a couple of weeks back. We’re told the man on the right is Christian activist Randall Terry, who was popping his wood while shouting gay slurs at an elderly gay man. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic.

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LynneSin

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Fri Apr-23-10 01:42 PM
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3. THe face is covered so no way we could prove it

But I wouldn't be shocked if the man got a boner like that!

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dawg

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Fri Apr-23-10 01:57 PM
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4. Pretty funny, but ....

pretty scary too. One potentially embarrassing problem that the females will never truly understand.

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seabeyond

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Fri Apr-23-10 03:10 PM
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5. embarrassing? what a prude. no, just the body. when are people gonna quit having issues....

Edited on Fri Apr-23-10 03:14 PM by seabeyond

oh, it is a guy, his body... whole different story.

hey, three four pages back and there are a couple dudes well worth putting up to see. i dont know how to post pictures though.

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Lucian

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Fri Apr-23-10 03:21 PM
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6. Every time when I wear dress pants, and sit down...

it always looks like I have an erection when I don't. I don't know how to stop that either and it gets really annoying.

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Bucky

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Fri Apr-23-10 03:35 PM
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7. The fold in material when the zipper forms a "spine". It's actually pretty easy to deal with.

Say you're at a wedding and you're wearing one of those suit pants that boner up on you. This is what you do. Before you sit down, take a fork and klink it on a half filled glass of water to get everyone's attention. Then announce, "Attention, everyone, I'm about to sit down and, despite what it may look like, I am not, repeat not, sporting an erection just now!" Then you can sit down without wondering whether or not anyone is looking at your crotch.

Problem: solved.

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Arugula Latte

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Fri Apr-23-10 04:49 PM
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10. "pants tent" -- that was a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode.

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alphafemale

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Fri Apr-23-10 04:24 PM
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8. The one on the elf is part of the costume. S'gots ta be.

:rofl:

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Crystal Clarity

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Fri Apr-23-10 04:45 PM
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9. Awkward Question, but seriously...

How does a guy not know this stuff is going on down there? Or do they know and just not care? :shrug:

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redqueen

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Fri Apr-23-10 05:02 PM
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11. Why should they? It can't be helped sometimes... just like hard nipples.

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Crystal Clarity

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Fri Apr-23-10 05:10 PM
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12. Ahh. I hadn't thought of that

Good point! :hi:

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redqueen

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Fri Apr-23-10 05:18 PM
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14. I think they should be proud of it anyway

like Robbie Keane. :)

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Crystal Clarity

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Fri Apr-23-10 05:28 PM
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15. Ooooh Baby

Robbie Keane doesn't need that to get my attention...but it doesn't hurt. All the more to admire! ;-)

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taterguy

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Fri Apr-23-10 05:46 PM
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16. Speaking only for myself, I care when something's going on down there

But maybe that's just me.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Fri Apr-23-10 05:12 PM
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13. Okay, this is a LynneSin post...could be literal and not figurative...

:eek:

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