Need a little help here. I know the loungers always look after people and are usually very honest...

kayakjohnny

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Sun May-02-10 03:44 PM
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Need a little help here. I know the loungers always look after people and are usually very honest...

This is tough for me to admit, but I'm just going to do it.... I hate burdening people with personal issues.

For quite a while I've had this problem and need advice.

I have been in possession of a piehole that often seems to find itself in the 'open' position.

All I need to know is, what's my best course of action?

I'm sure someone can help me.

Thanks for the understanding.

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rug

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Sun May-02-10 03:50 PM
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1. Whatever you do, do not put a live eel in it.

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kayakjohnny

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Sun May-02-10 04:02 PM
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3. Yes, that took a lot of guts.

Get it?

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rug

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Sun May-02-10 04:23 PM
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5. Lol

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Ikonoklast

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Sun May-02-10 03:59 PM
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2. I am the farthest thing from an expert on matter such as this, but

in my journey through life on this ball of dirt, I have, on occasion, heard that the proper course of action in dealing with an open piehole is to demand that the owner of said piehole, shut it.

You may try this course of action.

*Disclaimer*

Please do not assume that I am in any way an expert on this matter, as asking the owner of an open piehole to shut it may result in an unpleasant physical altercation.

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supernova

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Sun May-02-10 04:18 PM
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4. Anecdote from a TV series

Edited on Sun May-02-10 04:41 PM by supernova

This was a memorable one for me. And it may be in the books, too.

In the series, "Sharpe" Episode "Sharpe's Rifles," his lady love, Comendante Teresa comes to understand Sharpe is having trouble establishing rapport with the men in his new command. She tells him, and I'm paraphrasing:

"You see, we have two ears but one mouth, so a good leader will listen twice as much as he shouts."

edit: Most of the series is over at YouTube. I'll see if I can find the clip.

edit2: It's part 5 This whole section is about him learning to get along w/ his men. That quote starts around 7:55.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktGJpuVccKY&feature=PlayList&p=AFC020498E67DD1D&playnext_from=PL&index=4&playnext=3

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BuelahWitch

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Sun May-02-10 04:26 PM
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6. If your piehole won't stay shut, pop one of these in it:

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hippywife

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Sun May-02-10 04:44 PM
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7. I've learned that

if there is any doubt whatsoever, even the finest shred of it, about what I'm about to say, don't say it at all.

It's hard at first but you get used to it with practice. :hi:

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Dr Morbius

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Sun May-02-10 04:45 PM
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8. Seek immediate medical attention.

Do not induce vomiting.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Sun May-02-10 05:08 PM
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9. Oh, GREAT...

.
...now I need a Batsignal for LeftyFingerPop, too.

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