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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 08:51 AM
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Funniest Personal Ads EVER
Oh these are bad!




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/the-funniest-personal-ads_n_559890.html#s86701
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 09:05 AM
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1. Just great!
Edited on Tue May-04-10 09:08 AM by dawg
I'm a SWM; I fall within her age range; handsome is in the eye of the beholder, and I could do all those things she asks, but she had to screw up the whole deal by making "tall" a requirement. Make up your mind, lady! Are you looking for a good honest meth head or are you rounding up a basketball team? :P

Edited to add: Oops! I'm not a SWM yet - so I fail out on that requirement as well. Nevermind
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 10:58 AM
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2. I followed the link and read them all ...
The guy with the trains was the absolute worst. Also, depending what was on it, I don't blame the guy for wanting his flash drive back.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 11:13 AM
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4. But come on - all the free imitation crab meat you want
Tempting isn't it!

:eyes:
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 11:26 AM
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6. Actually ...
the stomping around like Godzilla part was the most appealing aspect to me.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 11:11 AM
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3. I like tacko's. n/t
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 11:13 AM
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5. The guy shook Obama's hand - TWICE
:eyes:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 11:53 AM
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7. What does "LTR" stand for?
I'm guessing my first guess "Lord of The Rings" would tip my hand as to certain social deficiencies.
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dana_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 01:00 PM
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8. pretty sure it's "long term relationship"
although I'd prefer the person who was into "Lord of the Rings"
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 01:24 PM
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9. I've never tried that with a flash drive before...
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 02:52 PM
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12. I didn't think I was USB compatible down there
I'm just saying...
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 02:03 PM
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10. What makes her blowjobs stellar?
Does she bestow them only upon astronomical units?
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 02:11 PM
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11. Well, she does have a degree ..
in astrophysics.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 02:58 PM
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13. "... You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I'd kill you. You did.
I need your address now ..."

Awww ... Won't this be a cute "how did you and Daddy meet" story?
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 02:59 PM
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14. No it won't.
There was no way I was sending her my address after that ad.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-04-10 03:25 PM
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15. Why not? "I told you I'd kill you. Now I need your address" is so romantic.
Someone someday will put that line in a country-western love song
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