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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:12 AM
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Post things that you hate about teeter totters.
I'll start:

1) Your "friends" use them to smash you in the goolies.

2) Your "friends" jump off them when you are at the top causing you to hurdle to the ground and smash your ass into a million pieces.

3) Splinters.

Go ahead and add yours.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:14 AM
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1. what's left to add?
4. Someone will push down at one end while you're standing at the other and your jaw gets popped a good one.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:20 AM
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2. As a fatty when I was a kid, I never got to go up.
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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:29 AM
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3. are teeter totters the same thing as crumb snatchers.?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:33 AM
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4. I'm not sure...they are like this...
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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:51 AM
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5. oh..the ones I'm talking about kinda hang around till they are 18, ask for money
ask to borrow the car, etc..
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 12:04 PM
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7. I was supposed to...
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...stop when I was 18?????
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 09:53 AM
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6. They don't propel frogs as far as they used to.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-10 12:28 PM
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8. THAT made me laugh BIGTIME...
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...and it reminded me of my own Huck Finn-like childhood
in smalltown Michigan (not TOO small -- 50,000 folks).
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MiddleFingerMomMom learned to very gingerly empty my
pants pockets when she was doing laundry as she might
very well stick her hand in and encounter a live frog.
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I never actually did it on purpose.
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Really!
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No, REALLY!!!!!
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Stop LAUGHING!!!!
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OK... maybe just ONCE!!!!
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