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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 09:01 PM
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i will name my firstborn child Black Sabbath
i need a vessel for this monstrosity to gestate though.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 10:34 PM
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1. get a petri dish
dude. good luck with that shit.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 02:04 AM
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2. I was going to name my first child Otis Sistrunk, but we never had her...
try a bath tub...

mark
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 02:50 AM
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3. I had a black cat named Sabbath once.
I didn't have to worry about a vessel. She just materialized out of thin air. Okay, probably somebody dumped her in our yard. Maybe you could get a kid that way?
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Tabasco_Dave Donating Member (744 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 03:06 AM
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4. Here's some children's music for your kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_IXsslQgEI
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 03:10 AM
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5. I think Sarah Palin's womb is currently unoccupied...
and we all know she just loves fucked up names...
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wickerwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-13-10 03:11 AM
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6. I imagine she's available:
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