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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:06 PM
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The nipple twister of all CAPTIONs
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:07 PM
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1. Ahem. The preferred terminology is "titty-twister."
It is much-improved with the alliteration, you see.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 11:00 AM
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22. NO!! Purple Nurple!!
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:08 PM
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2. "I am as happy as a little girl!"
"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance."
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:09 PM
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3. Bush flashes a gang sign his homies in the BFEE.
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CaptainClark23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:50 PM
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11. LOL beautiful....
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dae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:49 PM
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16. I'm voting for yours.
:thumbsup:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:12 PM
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4. If anyone had told me that airplane bottles could be used to hold alcohol
I wouldn't have to spend so much time away from the public.
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Ricdude Donating Member (218 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:26 PM
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5. Since I got it pierced, it hurts a little when it gets chilly out...
n/t
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shekina Donating Member (305 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:29 PM
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6. Damn!!
I'm not dreaming, John Kerry is kicking my ass...
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:37 PM
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7. I think another flag lapel might help my numbers.....
If that doesn't work perhaps I'll have a small New Jersey county mounted on my head.....
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:43 PM
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8. A little trick that Laura taught him... hes still working on it.
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jesus Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:44 PM
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9. Damn! That's not Dick...
That's Tokyo
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:49 PM
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10. "I am going to drop this little rolled up booger in my pocket."
I hope nobody notices.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 07:55 PM
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12. W is thinking: they must see I've got Duck Wad written all over me
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 07:59 PM
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13. "Sheesh, how could I smell my own fart out in this wind?"
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:00 PM
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14. "I pledge allegiance to myself...."
n/t
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:11 PM
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15. "Yeh, I got the spliff right here in my pocket..."
"An' as soon as Air force One gains altitude, so will I!" :evilgrin:
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sablescort Donating Member (132 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:53 PM
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17. Let me get this flask of Gentleman Jim's
out of my pocket and pour you one!
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:54 PM
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18. The Official George W Bush Marionette Doll
"Press Here for your favorite Bushism"
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 08:58 PM
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19. "The Supreme Court?...
They're right here in my pocket."
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Papa Donating Member (505 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 10:58 AM
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20. "I pedge allegence to the goals of PNAC, and the destruction of the United
States of America. and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under a God that only loves Repulicans, Indivisble, with liberty and justice for all corporations and my rich pals.

...and if you don't like it, you can go suck my left titty.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-27-04 10:59 AM
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21. It's that new nipple bar he's got on...
He just can't tell anyone because the law now says he can't have them. (So he thought he was a woman...)
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