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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-10 11:56 AM
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Bummed. The kitty posted my grades.
I got a B+ in Litter Box Cleaning, so there's that. But I got another D in Conversational Kitty, a C+ in Food and Water, and a D in Kittyball. I'll NEVER make the Dean's List at this rate!
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-10 12:00 PM
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1. That's okay. Kitty caught me cheating on her last night.
Came upstairs for a snuggle and there was a DOG IN THE BED. I thought the dachshund could use a little TLC and let him sleep up with me.

Kitty glared at me like she had caught me in flagrante and ran away.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-10 12:50 PM
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2. See if you can coax them BOTH up in the bed with you...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so very, VERY sorry.
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No, I'm not.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-10 01:42 PM
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3. Of COURSE you're not sorry. Well done.
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bookworm65t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-10 01:52 PM
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4. What about...
Using the Can Opener in a Speedy Manner?
Catnip Availability?

or are these courses starting at a another time?

:rofl:
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-10 05:56 PM
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6. Fs in both. BOY am I in trouble! n/t
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-10 03:11 PM
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5. What's your status in Laser Pointer?
That could be the most important grade of them all...
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-05-10 05:57 PM
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7. The batteries died, but she wasn't all that taken with the laser pointer
(or I would have bought another one).
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