Apparently, I need to "improve my social skills".

At least that is the box that is checked on this form I got from the "police psychologist" entitled "Terms for temporary release".

I went to a party today...I got introduced to this guy, and I shook his hand but I was very wary of him, as I always am with strangers.

Out of no where, this guy says to me "Sure is a warm one today". So I gave him my standard response "So what the fuck do you want me to do about it"?

So then he laughs and says "Chill out buddy".

I said "I ain't your buddy", and I kinda flicked my cigarette at him and it landed in his beard and his beard caught on fire a little bit. Not much, but it did catch on fire just a bit.

Things really escalated from there.

Overall, it was a shitty day for me.

:shrug:

Any idiot knows the proper response to your question was "whats it to you, assface?"

:hug:

Shut it.

Smoking is bad for your health.

He just keeps lit cigarettes handy for situations such as this.

So the true moral is: Whenever you're within butt flicking distance to LFP, speaking to him, looking at him, or inquiring about him from any random individuals near by is bad for your health.

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And by none other than Smokey the Beard.
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