A note to Heather in account services - Democratic Underground

Coyote_Bandit

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Thu Jun-10-10 11:02 AM
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A note to Heather in account services

Fuck you damn scammers.

May you rot in jail.

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petronius

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Thu Jun-10-10 11:35 AM
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1. Dear Coyote Bandit,

Thank you for your note regarding our esteemed associate Heather. We will attend to your complaint urgently, but in order to process your concern we require certain confirmatory information. Please send by reply email your social security number, bank routing number, address, mother's maiden name, and a phone number where we may reach you.

God Bless!
Barrister PETRONIUS, Esq.

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Coyote_Bandit

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Thu Jun-10-10 12:00 PM
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2. :-)

Esquire, eh? I will resist the temptation to post lawyer jokes - and ask whether the esquire designation is being used because those bar exam results were less than spectacular.

You should know that Heather in account services lies and does not provide accurate contact information. I'd prefer not to talk to Heather anymore since I don't trust her.

In the future could you please have a young studly fellow with a sexy voice call? I think I'd much prefer that visual image when I tell him to go fuck himself.

Most Sincerely,
Coyote_Bandit

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