I'm gonna get some Wizard of Oz flyin' monkeys and dispatch them on anyone who screws with me

Amerigo Vespucci

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Tue Jun-15-10 10:03 PM
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I'm gonna get some Wizard of Oz flyin' monkeys and dispatch them on anyone who screws with me

Consider this the "grace period." It will probably be a couple of days before the monkes actually arive.

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quakerboy

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Tue Jun-15-10 10:10 PM
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1. I'll put your monkeys up against my

swarms of trained bees any day.

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Tue Jun-15-10 10:16 PM
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2. Note to self: Order beekeeper outfits for flying monkeys

:rofl:

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quakerboy

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Tue Jun-15-10 10:26 PM
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3. I would love to say I came up with it spur of the moment

But the truth is I have long advocated that all teachers should have a swarm of trained bees for their classroom, and this was merely an adaptation of this theme.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Wed Jun-16-10 01:39 AM
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4. FLYING wild monkey love.

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I do believe that would be quite the tittillacious experience.
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Flyin' and my girl and bare... OH MY!!! Flyin' and my girl and bare... OH MY!!!
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Kaleva

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Wed Jun-16-10 02:05 AM
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5. My Sea Monkeys will protect me.

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mix

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Wed Jun-16-10 02:06 AM
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6. Is this like a low-budget version of the predator drone threat? nt

Edited on Wed Jun-16-10 02:07 AM by mix

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Wed Jun-16-10 07:55 AM
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7. LOW budget? Have you PRICED flying monkeys lately?

Even when you go for the bulk discount, it's a mighty pricey way to extract vengeance from mine enemies.

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Phentex

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Wed Jun-16-10 10:03 AM
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9. They just did rollback on them at Walmart...,

some of them don't fly but they are SO cheap compared to the mom and pop monkeys.

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zabet

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Wed Jun-16-10 08:48 AM
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8. .......

---runs to market....retturns with 20 bushels of banananas. I will bribe your flying monkeys! :rofl:

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Captain Hilts

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Wed Jun-16-10 10:46 AM
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10. Few things are scarier than those flyin' monkeys. nt

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