Worst porn movie of all time

In this thread, we are discussing only character development, plot, music, special effects, and other cinematographic values

:D

Oh yeah.

Never saw it, never will. Still betting that it's worse than anything else ever made.

that movie made me even more thankful that I'm gay

Yes it is real

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1620775/

Are we including goatse or tubgirl nonsense? 'Cause I know that's worse and I haven't even seen it.

Awful.

That Bush impersonator.... AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! :P

I DID see this one porno once that had a plot...the star of the film was this real sleazebag porn producer (who, IIRC, was the actual producer of this movie) that was interviewing candidates for a secretary job he had open. Well, since it was a porno you can pretty much figure out what the interviews were like.

:rofl:

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No, WAIT!!!!!
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I guess MY Mom's would be worse.
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Maybe not.
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I'm so confused.
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in German and no English translation, especially if the pictures of the people aren't especially cute. And maybe the words you want to look for are, like "schiesse"? Because I got this one...

and I can't unsee it?

And I won't elaborate?

This would be the bad kind.

And while I possess the words to describe what I saw, I can only advise that the "2G+1C" You-tube was almost a pale imitation of a type of pron that has been around for years, freaking out people with a relatively good understanding of germ theory and the importance of hygeine. Generally--no character development, no plot, music is a sixth-grader with a recorder and special effects are hopefully that no one is really doing what they look like they are. (Ach, mein Gott in Himmel let that be cookie dough.) But I think what I'm getting at is--it's just not my thing.

The fact that any of us know of the existence of this stuff could be threadlock-worthy.

Otherwise, I'm not exactly watching for the quality.