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Edited on Mon Jun-28-10 02:43 PM by Seneca
I almost want to re-name this email "The Way Things Ought To Be, Part 2" by Rush Limbaugh.
Disclaimer: my childhood years ended in 1980 when I became a teenager. So I am qualified to bathe in the warm fuzzy glow of nostalgia before draining the tub.
"First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant."
Survived, yes, but at what cost? I knew quite a few kids who were fetal alcohol babies. So I dispute any notion that this is something we could safely return to doing. Ask any special ed teacher today about the kids they teach who were born with defects owed to mom taking a few too many belts while pregnant.
"Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints."
Many cribs were stained wood, with no lead. But even with leaded paint, babies weren't in danger because they lack the motor skills and/or teeth to make leaded paint an issue. They weren't able to stand up and gnaw on it, or reach out and peel off a bite. It's young children exposed to leaded paint that led to reforms in paint composition.
"We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking."
I sure wish I had a helmet. I can remember two times I fell and got a helluva goose egg on my noggin, with one of those resulting in a concussion. I think if helmets existed for young bicyclists back then, parents would have grabbed them up. In fact, I bet the bicycle helmet is an innovation no doubt created by one of the inventors the author of the email waxes orgasmically about at the end of the list. I love irony.
"As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat."
Just because we experienced and survived all or most of these things listed, doesn't mean they weren't stupid or unsafe. I certainly remember losing several classmates over the years due to them not wearing a safety belt, and I remember one of our star football players in high school tragically dying because... he fell out of a truck.
"We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle."
Yeah, and water out of a bottle tastes better. I am betting just about every bout of diarrhea me or my friends ever had was related to our drinking from a hose. That doesn't mean it should be banned or never done. But given a choice, kids with water bottles have it made.
"We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-Aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because, WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING or WORKING!"
I'll concede that being active kept me and and my friends from being obese. But I also know that my diet was a bit more varied than the one listed. You know... things like vegetables, fruit, etc.
"We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVDs, no surround-sound or CDs, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms.......WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!"
Yeah, but we had TV, and we watched our favorite cartoons together. Or talked about The Six Million Dollar Man at recess the next day. Our parents reminded us that they didn't have TV for most of their youth, so the above screed is just an updated version of that speech. And AGAIN, weren't all these inventions given to us by the very innovators the author celebrates?
"We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever."
I didn't, and nobody else I knew did either. We PRETENDED to eat such things, however. Any kid stupid enough to have eaten actual worms or mud pies was usually the weird kid in the neighborhood everybody avoided.
"We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes."
Nope. My mom was just like the one in "A Christmas Story" who wouldn't let me have one for that very reason. But you know what? Just like the author is fond of saying, I TURNED OUT OKAY! I had cap guns when I was 10, though. They were more fun because they made noise, and only threatened my ear drums instead of my eyes.
"We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!"
... where we then proceeded to watch TV until my friend's mom (or my mom if it was my house) told us to turn it off and go outside. Nothing has changed all that much. Just substitute "TV" with all the innovative gadgetry listed in the previously covered screed above.
"Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!"
I lived in one of the most conservative, traditional places in all of the U.S. back in 1975 when I first tried out for Little League, and we ALL made the team. Maybe in other places this wasn't true. But I did not live in some PC utopia as the author fears. But you know what? I TURNED OUT OKAY for someone who automatically made the team.
"The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!"
Why do I get the feeling that the person who wrote this would be the first to scream "My little Johnny is a GOOD BOY who would NEVER do anything like that!" while the police are hauling him away. In a few hours, she'll have his bail posted. It would kind of be like Sarah Palin saying that her daughters would never get pregnant before marriage because she raised them to practice abstinence, and only permissive liberal parents let their kids have wanton unprotected sex.
"These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas."
Not to belabor the point, but I LOVE bringing up the fact one more time that these adventurous sorts are the ones who gave us all the goodies the author deplored so passionately in her fit of nostalgia for simpler, gadget-free times. Leave the kids alone. Who says their childhoods are any less rich and rewarding than ours were?
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