Woman to Face Prison for Loud Sex?

NEWCASTLE, England (CBS) Caroline Cartwright, of northeast England, has loud sex. Really, really loud sex.


So loud, in fact, that she has been jailed for it and forced to live in separate housing from her loud lovemaking partner in crime, husband Steve. She has been the subject of multiple noise abatement orders since 2005 and has broken all of them, according to the Daily Mail.


Now the Newcastle Crown Court has told her that she has one more chance to button up or spend 12 weeks in prison.


The sex has been described as "murder" and "unnatural" and is so loud that it drowns out her neighbors' televisions. The complaints began about two years earlier when multiple complaints from neighbors, a postman and even a mother walking her child to school, prompted police to issue a "noise abatement order."


She went on to violate the order at least five times and was issued an even stronger "anti-social behavior order," which she proceeded to break three more times before she recived an eight week prison sentence, suspended for 12 months, in January.


At the time Cartwright claimed that she could help but have loud sex, according to the Daily Mail.

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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20009199-504083.html

what a funny story.

Unabated. :hide:

I really need to hear some recordings. For research purposes. :yoiks:

I told them I thought a woman was getting murdered, she was screaming like she was getting tortured.

Police were called, as I wasn't the only one that thought the same thing.

Loud Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdfOW6l8izU


I loved that whole album back in the day.

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk.nyud.net:8090/upl/nechronical/aug2008/8/8/0E18AFD5-005C-940D-2C1C8A3BD8A5A49F.jpg
Aug 29 2008 by Lisa Hutchinson, Evening Chronicle
... after a series of complaints, the marathon romps have caused council chiefs to slap a noise abatement order on Steve and Caroline Cartwright to stop them from shouting and screaming during their late night and early morning love-making. For two years, neighbours have been getting their knickers in a twist over the prolonged noise. The lengthy escapades have led to over 25 visits from the police and the pair have been arrested twice for causing a nuisance to neighbours and people passing by their open bedroom window. Police have monitored the situation and council environmental officers have frequently measured the sound level coming from the couple’s upstairs ... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2008/08/29/couple-told-to-cool-off-over-noisy-sex-romps-72703-21633093/

Sex-crazed wife Caroline Cartwright jailed for noisy sex
By Charles Miranda in London From: The Daily Telegraph April 28, 2009 6:10AM
... Caroline Cartwright, 48, was remanded in custody until May 5 charged with three breaches of an Anti Social Behaviour Order which banned her from "making excessive noise" during sex anywhere in Britain. Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard that police arrested her on April 18, on April 22 and again on April 26 after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with husband Steve. Cartwright was arrested yesterday and charged with the third breaching order offence. Prosecutor Claire Ward said neighbours had complained to police on three separate occasions about early morning noises of shouting, moaning, groaning and a bed banging against the wall coming from the Cartwrights' home ... http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sex-crazed-wife-caroline-cartwright-jailed-for-noisy-sex/story-e6freuy9-1225704518822

British woman Caroline Cartwright pleads guilty to loud sex after neighbors - and postman - complain
BY David Boroff
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Tuesday, December 15th 2009, 10:49 PM
... Caroline Cartwright, 48, has pleaded guilty to anti-social behavior for ignoring a noise abatement notice from the courts. In fact, she admits to violating a civil order three different times. The order had banned Caroline and husband Steve from "shouting, screaming or vocalization at such a level as to be a statutory nuisance," according to the BBC. The Cartwrights live in Washington, south of Newscastle in northeast England. Neighbors - and even the postman - have complained about the noise, according to the BBC and other reports. "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain," neighbor Rachel O'Connor testified. "I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it" ... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/12/15/2009-12-15_british_woman_caroline_cartwright_pleads_guilty_to_loud_sex_after_neighbors__and.html

Noisy sex Asbo breach woman Caroline Cartwright avoids jail
Press Association
Friday, 22 January 2010
A woman handed an Asbo for having sex too loudly with her husband escaped a prison sentence today after admitting breaching it within days of it being imposed ... Cartwright, 48, was first hit with a noise abatement notice, and then when she breached that the tougher Asbo was imposed, ordering her to quieten down in the bedroom. Almost immediately after it was imposed she broke it and then failed in an appeal to have it overturned ... Neighbours said the Cartwrights' sex sessions would usually start around midnight and last for two or three hours, every night of the week ... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/noisy-sex-asbo-breach-woman-caroline-cartwright-avoids-jail-1875870.html

British woman Caroline Cartwright warned again about loud sex: Keep screaming and you'll go to jail
BY David Boroff
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Wednesday, June 30th 2010, 1:16 AM
... Appearing in Newcastle Crown Court on Tuesday, Caroline Cartwright, 49, was given a 12-week suspended prison term, according to numerous reports. However, she was told if she violated the noise abatement order again, she would go to jail. The complaints against Cartwright, who lives in Washington, just south of Newcastle in northeast England, date back to 2005 ... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/06/29/2010-06-29_british_woman_caroline_cartwright_warned_about_loud_sex_keep_screaming_and_youll.html

Caroline and Steve certainly know how to get their names in the paper

Of course, it's simply wonderful that Caroline and Steve are still so happy with each other after decades of marriage, but most people don't set out with such dogged determination to keep the neighbors well-informed, week after week, year after year

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THAT'S not gonna help.
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They are loud fuckers too.