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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 10:49 PM
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I'm so embarrassing...
I'm so fucking embarrassing.

Praise God.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 10:51 PM
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1. Well, at least I don't have a bullet in my hip.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 10:52 PM
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2. At least I didn't get shot by a cop trying to steal some gabbagool from the deli.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 10:57 PM
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3. I NEED A FUCKING RIDE TO SYRACUSE
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:00 PM
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4. Shit. I'm too high to drive to the medical marijuana dispensary.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:03 PM
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5. Hello Mary Lou. Goodbye heart.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:05 PM
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6. I see chests flying through the air. Human chests.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:06 PM
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7. Maybe you're tired and broken.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:07 PM
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...25% as embareassing as THIS!!!.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:09 PM
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9. We've all done that,right? :)
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:15 PM
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14. When I was younger, I was so fast and so agile...
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...that that would have been me in all four of those windows simultaneously.
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They didn't call me The Flash for noth... ... ... ...
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WAIT JUST A GOLDURNED MINUTE!!!!!
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The Flash!!!!!
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I just got it.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:10 PM
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10. Don't neglect to pick up what your share is.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:10 PM
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11. And people say you can't believe anything you see on the Internet.
:rofl:

bluesbassman says I have to tip you, btw. So, harvest your wheat early this year. (That's a tip, see? Yeah, I crack myself up, too).
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:13 PM
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12. If you'll call me a cab, I'll call you a fucking asshole.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:15 PM
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13. AT LEAST I DON'T THROW PEOPLE THROUGH WINDOWS, LIKE MY COUSINS DO.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:18 PM
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15. Awful cold and dark like a dungeon.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:22 PM
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16. Hipsters, tripsters....real cool chicks, Sir
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:27 PM
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17. This ground on which the seeds of love are sown, all graceful instruments are known.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:31 PM
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18. He ain't dead, he's just asleep.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:32 PM
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19. Mason died on Monday, they bricked him in the wall.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:33 PM
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20. All he said "When I'm dead and gone, don't you weep for me".
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:38 PM
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23. I would miss your posts Lefty Finger Pop. So don't go anywhere :)
Although not always along the same thoughts, there is a nice person in many of your posts :)
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snailly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:34 PM
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21. Why yes you are, my dear
Thank God.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:38 PM
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24. You are watching a grown man breaking down in real time.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:37 PM
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22. My music SUCKS
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:40 PM
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25. ALL harmonica players suck...
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...half the time.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:41 PM
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26. It's hard to run with the weight of gold...
It's just as hard with the weight of lead.
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snailly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:45 PM
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27. Not as much as mine!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C0wnGhDGas
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:47 PM
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28. I saw Loverboy live with my neice...
they were pretty good.
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snailly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:51 PM
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29. I used to love them when I was young, stupid and naive
Now I'm just stupid. :P
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-09-10 11:52 PM
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30. My head is flopping over into my wine glass.
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