I Now Worship Ted Jesus Christ God!!

http://wypleader.freeservers.com/

Read a few paragraphs and you too will become a believer! :)

Ted Jesus Christ God--I bow to you.

I for one was wondering if the miracles were getting done. Glad to know it's being take care of.

As Ted apparently says: "Many Media Messages and that were and are Subtle to Blatant Messages in the Media."

It's like a Dr. Bronner's soap label gone wild.

Like looking into the mind of a madman. I'm not psychologist but if I were, I'd have a field day with this.

The run-on sentences are enough to drive you insane. And frankly, I was only able to get through a few paragraphs before having to log off.

Someone should really tell this guy that Y2K is over and nothing happened! :)

I might think about the schizophrenic label. I've seen quite a few sites like that one, all very interesting.

To finance my college days, I worked the night shift at psychiatric hospitals. In my experience the "schizy" folks I hung out with very creative and insightful, but because their filters were so ineffective, they couldn't hold or make sense of any of the creativity. Too much interference.

"Told online" is how he begins a new paragraph:

"TOLD ONLINE LOUD THAT BIRD THAT INCLUDES PHEASANT AND DUCK AND QUAIL AND CHICKEN AND TURKEY AND CLEAN RED MEAT THAT ARE FROM CATTLE AND BUFFALO IS OK AND LEGALLY NOT A DIET SIN AND TJCG HAS HEARD ONLINE LOUD THAT SOME TO MANY ANGELS OF LIGHT DO NOT LIKE TO EAT MEAT OFF OF BONES AND CONSIDER THIS BARBARIC AND UPSETS SOME AND ALSO IS NOT THAT HEALTHY WITH HORMONES AND STEROIDS AND ANTIBIOTICS AND MORE FED TO THEM AND DISEASES AND CANCER AND EBOLA AND FAT AND ANIMAL FAT AND THINKS THAT THIS IS A MARGINAL DIET AND ONLY FISH OR VEGETARIANISM OR STRICT VEGETARIANISM IS MUCH BETTER.

TJCG USED TO ALMOST EAT ANYTHING THAT MOVED OR DID NOT MOVE AND USED TO EAT ANYTHING AT SUSHI BARS AND CURRENTLY EATS NO PORK OR HAM OR BACON OR RED MEATS OF ANY KIND AND DEFINITELY NO MEAT OFF OF BONES SUCH AS AND NO PORK RIBS OR ANY BEEF RIBS OR CHICKEN OR TURKEY MEAT OFF OF A BONE AND THINKS THIS REMINDS SOME TO MANY ANGELS OF LIGHT OF CANNIBALISM AND DONE BY SATAN OR DEVIL AND DEMONS TO PHYSIC OUT OR ANY BIRD OR ANY EGGS EXCEPT SOME IN MAYONNAISE AND VERY SELDOM ANY DAIRY BECAUSE MANY HAVE LACTOSE INTOLERANCE AND ALSO THEIR ARE HORMONES AND ANTIBIOTICS AND DRUGS AND DISEASES PASSED ON THROUGH DAIRY PRODUCTS ALSO AND MANY DO NOT REALIZE THIS AND NOT MUCH CHEESE AND SOME CHEESE ON CHEESE ONLY PIZZA OR CHEESE AND VEGETABLE PIZZA AND VERY LITTLE OR SELDOM ANY JUNK FOOD AND NO UNCLEAN SEA FOODS AND THE ONLY MEAT IS CLEAN FISH AND COD IS GOOD AND RED SNAPPER AND TUNA AND ARE MANY MORE CLEAN FISHES WITH SCALES AND THAT ARE NOT SCAVENGERS AND TJCG EATS NO BUTTER AND HE DOES EAT MARGARINE AND MOSTLY FRESH VEGETABLES AND FRESH FRUITS AND MANY GRAINED BREAD AND GRAINS AND SOY MILK AND SOY PRODUCTS LIKE TOFU AND FISH CURRENTLY AND THIS IS WHAT HE WAS AND HAS BEEN TRAINED AND CHANGED TO EAT AND CURRENTLY EATS AND BEEN TAUGHT AND TRAINED AND CHANGED TO LOOK AT THE INGREDIENTS OF MANY PROCESSED FOODS AND NOT EAT THEM AND PREFERS FRESH OR FROZEN PRODUCE TO PROCESSED AND CANED AND PACKAGED FOODS."

forward this site to Bob Boudelang. I'm sure Bob and Ted would see eye to eye on many important issues. Bob and Ted's excellent adventure!

..site in this genre:

http://www.abovegod.com/

You maybe academically retarded.

Academia Retards By Fact Earth Has 1 Day When Dead Still, And 4 Days Within 1 Earth Rotation, losing 3 days retards humanity.
Are you stupid and evil?

If you are ignorant of natures harmonic time cube creation, then you were taught to be stupid and evil.

Human Form God Is Impossible.
Adult God is a Scam upon Children.

...opening with "Christianity Is Poison Forced Upon Children."

Should I be taking more drugs?

Always a viable option given the state of our culture.

get bored in high school and like to write a bunch of stupid, silly stories back and forth to each other...and she came up with an idea for a fake religion called Tedism and we compiled a funny list of "Ted's commandments"..but whoa..who knew there was a real life Ted!!

And, yes, we are weird. ;)

I think there was actually a Kids in the Hall skit about a guy named Ted with a cult.

On Edit: Whoa, at the bottom there's a link to 'enter' the site..all that mumbo jumbo on the front page isn't even the half of it! :crazy:

and evidently, according to this site, he is Ted Jesus Christ God! :)

I did see that KITH skit on Comedy Central and I know what you're talking about. They had several skits on cults I think over the years. None of them as hilarious as this website.

I know the guy is completely nuts and it's mean to mock him but you gotta admit...it's hilarious!

his photo collection?

He captions every photo of him as "Ted and Jesus Christ..."...he has a bunch of childhood photos...I bet his childhood was *interesting*.

And there are a bunch of his family in the pics..makes you wonder what they're like! :)

If he schizophrenic like I suspect, then his childhood may actually have been perfectly normal! This disease doesn't really start affecting a person until they get to be about 18 years old or so.

Of course, they may have all been complete nut jobs who went to church 7 days a week and worshiped salt for all I know.

try again!

It's all over the place.

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