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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 10:37 AM
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A butt crack walks into a bar...
Bartender says,...__________

Fill in the blank.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 10:39 AM
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1. He didn't say anything.
The bartender just went and put his finger in it, and then a knife fight ensued.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 10:41 AM
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2. "I'm not taking any shit from you!" nt
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 11:36 AM
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6. OOOH - THAT's a GOOD one!
:rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 10:45 AM
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3. Bartender says, "The usual? Grey Goose?"
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Mr. Ected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 11:07 AM
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4. You must be with the gas company.
eom
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 11:12 AM
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5. I didn't call a plumber. n/t
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 11:41 AM
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7. I reserved the bed for you and the finger.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 12:17 PM
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8. "Welcome back, Sen. McConnell." nt
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 12:35 PM
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9. TA DA!!. . we have a winnah!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 12:38 PM
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10. Shut your piehole.
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 05:14 PM
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11. Hmm, You're looking kinda hairy, today!
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-10 04:43 PM
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18. HopeHoops! You must pick a winner!
You have some doozies here!:applause: :popcorn: :rofl:
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 05:18 PM
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12. What's with the sideways grin? nt
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 05:31 PM
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13. "Looks who's here! I thought you split."
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 06:34 PM
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14. "Grab a stoo... oh... I see you brought your own."
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 06:44 PM
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15. ... and farts.
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backwoodsbob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 07:14 PM
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16. kind of wierd
my ex once called me a buttcrack
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mstinamotorcity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-28-10 07:15 PM
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17. Scott,Cottonelle,Charmin.or Angel Soft?
will that be with one flush or two.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-10 05:05 PM
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19. We don't need any assholes in here.
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