CAPTION how you think Bush's thank you note reads

Paragon

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Sun Mar-28-04 02:48 PM
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CAPTION how you think Bush's thank you note reads

Former White House counterterrorism advisor Richard Clarke shows a thank you note that he got from U.S. President George W. Bush after he resigned from the White House, during an interview on NBC's 'Meet the Press' in Washington, DC on March, 2004. Clarke defended himself against what he called a 'taxpayer financed' character assassination and called on the White House to declassify his own sworn testimony as well as other key statements, e-mails and documents about how the Bush administration handled the threat of terror. (Alex Wong/ Meet the Press via Reuters )

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historian

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Sun Mar-28-04 02:51 PM
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1. clarke

Abandon ship just like a rat!! Hey, ever say one word about the stuff which goes on here and you are dead!!!

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Kathleen04

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Sun Mar-28-04 02:56 PM
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2. Is that crayon?

;)

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MikeG

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Sun Mar-28-04 03:28 PM
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3. Dear Bill. How are you. I am fine. Me and Pickles just

finished reading the Very Hungry Caterpillar again. Thank you for not telling everyone 9/11 was my fault. Unka Dick says that you are real smart and have fancy book learnin'. We will miss you. W.

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Career Prole

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Sun Mar-28-04 03:51 PM
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4. It says

There appears to be a baby duck in the upper left hand corner...perhaps Yakky Doodle

The note appears to say:

"Dear Dick,
You will be neutral
You mind me. We're with this darkside
war on terror. You have..."

Flip it over, Dick!

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skip fox

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Sun Mar-28-04 03:56 PM
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5. Bush fell asleep with Meet the Press on Sun. morning and hears:

"And here's the little note Numbnuts gave me suggesting we meet in the Men's Room of the Oval Office. You shoulda heard him as he popped the Viagra, the 'boner on loaner,' I think he called it. Then, he whipped off his . . ."

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VOX

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Sun Mar-28-04 03:57 PM
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6. "Dear Dick: Don't you dare tattle on me."

"Or I'll beat you up and smear a booger on your sleeve."

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tomreedtoon

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Sun Mar-28-04 03:58 PM
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7. Look at the note again.

In the photos you can see the shape of the letters. I think it says...

"You will be my bitch.

"You must not infer we're eatin' hashish behind Laura." (Obvously he means "behind Laura's back," but this is Bush writing the note, remember.)

"You have..."

And the rest we can only suppose. I think the unseen part continues..

"You have twenty-four hours to live. You can either try avoiding your fate, or confess your sins to John Ashcroft, who destroys all fools. Today is the last day of the rest of your life. Use it well - or die a fool!" (Adapted from comic writer Steve Gerber, who created a conservative Christian mass murderer named the Foolkiller.)

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skip fox

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Sun Mar-28-04 04:53 PM
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8. Sweet!

Front to back.

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