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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 03:10 PM
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I apologize in advance if anyone's offended, but WHENEVER I hear, "SHOW US YOUR TITS"...
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...I just can't resist.
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Beautiful, no?
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Thank goodness for "Preview". I almost posted "Tobin's Rear End" again. :rofl:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 03:13 PM
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1. Have you ever seen my really big jugs?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 03:20 PM
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25. I'm glad you're not self-conscious about one being bigger than the other...
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...'cause that's pretty much the norm, you know.
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Although it appears as though at some point you ran
out of sunblock halfway through its application.
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jesus_of_suburbia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 03:17 PM
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2. If I were female............ I'd yell, "Show me your dicks first"
and then I'd laugh when they showed it to me.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 03:33 PM
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5. Dicks in America -- They're GROWING!!!
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DICK is the most popular 1877.th name in USA (... 1875.vern ,
1876.bella , 1877.dick , 1878.armin , 1879.edmundo ...). One
in every 15,265 Americans are named as DICK and popularity of
name DICK is 65.51 people per million.

If we compare the popularity statistics of DICK to USA's
population statistics, we can estimate that as of August.02.2010
16:29 there are 20,301 people named as DICK in the United States
and the number of DICK's are increasing by 172 people every year.
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From some irrefutable Intertubes source
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 04:05 PM
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6. My friend did that once at motorcycle weekend.
The guy actually dropped trou. And we laughed. My friend didn't show hers. :rofl:
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 05:05 PM
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8. Hey, that was my Mardi Gras motto!
I lived in NOLA in the early 80s when this disgusting crap seems to have begun...

I'd just yell back "Show me your d!ck!". No takers, natch.

Bunch of cowards.
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 06:43 AM
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14. Hmmm...
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 03:23 PM
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3. Or, show us your boobies
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 03:24 PM
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4. Here is a nice pair of hooters.
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 04:16 PM
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7. I love looking at pictures of guys fondling bazookas.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 05:24 PM
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9. Big pair of honkers >>
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704wipes Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 11:26 PM
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10. check out these knockers




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704wipes Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 11:30 PM
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11. how 'bout 'dem apples??



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Dr Morbius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 11:32 PM
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12. I've seen better. (nt)
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-10 11:56 PM
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13. Nice cans
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Mr. Ected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 07:22 AM
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15. Check out these Tata's:


Also known as "The World's Cheapest Car".
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Veeger Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 08:08 AM
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16. What a pair of boobs


:rofl:
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 08:17 AM
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18. ya, you are going to have a long stay. nt
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Veeger Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 08:22 AM
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19. It was a joke...who cares?
The whole world needs to lighten up.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 01:27 PM
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21. subtlety is never their strong point
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 08:16 AM
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17. hmmm
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 01:09 PM
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20. THAT'S not a titmouse...
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...THIS is a titmouse.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 01:32 PM
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22. LOL
:spray:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 01:33 PM
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23. This woman is holding her pussy.
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 02:11 PM
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24. Big pricks
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 03:47 PM
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26. Handle up on deez nuts, if you're hungry.
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 03:52 PM
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27. Check out my big cock!
Edited on Tue Aug-03-10 03:59 PM by Touchdown
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Mr. Ected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-10 03:58 PM
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28. You may have the tits, but I have the beavers


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