We, The High Elves So Speak... (Press Release) (extreme-satire)

For far too long, we have held a blasphemy within our breast. Those who are not of us.

Some of us invite them into our homes; some of us become associated with one or more of their breed. I hear that groups of humans, underdewlers, and stone things have actually bedded down together.

This must not stand!

The Fall of the Elven Age came upon us when then Underfolk came to being.

Can you not admit it?

We, who were on high, were asked to converse--nay--even fellowship with these...beings...

I'm sickened by the very thought now.

But I hear your voice, deep within the Elven Halls, of songs to the Right of Our Being First.

Come, drink in the songs and join!

The Socialist Party Of Elvin Kind

(The "SP", not to be confused with the "Socialist Fellowship".

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My apologies to all you Rings and High Fantasy Fans. I just thought this up and had to write it up. No offense. I don't mean any of it. I've been watching a SS/SA marathon on the History Channel. -- SAL)

:toast:

Let us, within these halls, forget tawdry mortal politics and rekindle our delight in the ways of our people, the first born.

So I can't really claim originality.

Pesky mortals. Always striving to be first. It must be due to their pathetically short life span. :D

Lle naa haran e' nausalle

Amin feuya ten' lle

Lle holma ve' edan

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Mae govannen, Elessar Ringëril!

Amin Naurël.

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