Any fugitives from justice here? I need some advice.

rucky

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Tue Aug-10-10 11:41 AM
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Any fugitives from justice here? I need some advice.

I'm going into the DMV to get a new license. Should I shave my beard before I take the picture, so I can grow it back in case I'm ever wanted by the law? Or is it better to take your picture with the beard, then shave it later?

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kayakjohnny

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Tue Aug-10-10 11:54 AM
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1. Go with 'B'.

Then you don't lose anything, and still get the disguise value later on if needed.

Unless your beard resembles Joaquin Phoenix.

In that case get rid of that sucker right now.

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LaurenG

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Tue Aug-10-10 11:56 AM
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2. Shave it now

then grow it out and dye it and your hair.

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Soylent Brice

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Tue Aug-10-10 12:06 PM
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3. shave your head, keep the beard.

then, when you're on the run, grow your hair and shave the beard.

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rucky

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Tue Aug-10-10 01:36 PM
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4. You're right. There's a whole dimension of hair that I've overlooked.

Sadly, there's no guarantee my hair would grow back.

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Soylent Brice

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Tue Aug-10-10 03:18 PM
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8. solution:

or the less invasive approach...

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flvegan

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Tue Aug-10-10 01:48 PM
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5. What, no colored contacts? Glasses too.

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miscsoc

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Tue Aug-10-10 01:58 PM
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6. go with the beard, shaving it off is quicker

and also it's probably easier to figure out what a clean shaven guy would look like with a beard than the other way round

and good luck with the black helicopters

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LynneSin

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Tue Aug-10-10 02:31 PM
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7. Just put a Burqa on and say it's for religious reasons

:shrug:

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