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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 11:33 PM
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Yaks are buzzing me! Every time I go outside.
Am I in Tibet? Should I worry?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 11:34 PM
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1. feed 'em some banana bread!
Maybe a saucer of creamed corn. That will settle 'em down.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 11:37 PM
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2. I'm out of saucers
Do you think a coffee mug of creamed corn will do?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-28-04 11:38 PM
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3. oh yeah!
A little Tabasco never hurt either.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:14 AM
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4. No Problem...When Yaks start buzzing me I......
...put a few tablets of my Prozac in their food and it seems to calm the fuckers down.
I'll bet you've been feeding them to much coffee again.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:43 AM
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5. Time to switch to decaf
I bet the Yaks have had too much ZombieCoffee

If the mugs of creamed corn don't work, I'll try Sanka (tm)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:44 AM
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6. BLASPHEMER!
Give a yak decaf????? I am calling the Humane Society if you insist on that kind of barbaric behavior.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 01:15 AM
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7. If the Humane Society protects Yaks
Then does the Yakane society protect Humans?
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