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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 02:05 PM
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Shit, forgot to ask for a fork when I grabbed my take-out.
How the hell are you supposed to eat chicken fried rice with chopsticks?
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 02:25 PM
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1. Fortune cookie time!
‎"You will enjoy doing something different this coming weekend" Lucky numbers: 6, 15, 18, 21, 24, 34
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 02:57 PM
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4. Don't forget the little Chinese language lesson. n/t
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 03:40 PM
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5. This one didn't have one
:(
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 02:36 PM
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2. Hold container close to face and shovel it in.
Good luck.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 02:54 PM
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3. How the hell do you eat it with a fork?
:+
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 07:31 PM
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6. What???
You don't have Chopsticks at home? I have...(thinks).. about 50 pairs!


Here this should help...



IF all else fails...Ask her:

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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 10:39 PM
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9. You have Hello Kitty chopsticks? And worse-- you admit it in public?
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 04:06 AM
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10. of course...
They go with my Bento Box
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 04:06 AM
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11. and
Edited on Tue Aug-24-10 04:08 AM by AsahinaKimi
Lunch Pail
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 07:52 AM
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12. OK, I'll admit I once had Hello Kitty dishes for the cats' food and water...
but that's as far as I'll go.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-10 10:54 PM
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13. My grandmother always keeps a few pairs around
wooden and the nicer ones like in your pic. I love using chopsticks when we order chinese. My little nephew was so impressed once that he wanted to try, but he couldn't get the hang of it. It was cute though.
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ellaydubya Donating Member (301 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 07:48 PM
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7. SPORK
I carry a spork in my purse- it is a very small utensil,a combination of a spoon and a fork. It is made of bamboo and comes in a cork holder, small and flat enough to put in a man's pants pocket. Oh, yeah- AND very earth friendly.
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david13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-10 08:26 PM
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8. Do you realize rice was invented 60,000 years before the fork?
How many hands and fingers do you have?
Why do you think you have them?
dc
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