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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:21 AM
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My Neighbors Ass is not for sale
My neighbor the town cop, has a small ceramic donkey in his yard, that I've been coveting since they moved in. Alas, yesterday he told us that he wouldn't sell us his ass. He got the ass from his grandparents and won't part with it.
I've found a shop that sells simular asses though, and if I get an unfinished one I can paint it red,white, and blue.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:23 AM
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1. Damn thee sinner! Coveting thy neighbor's ass!
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:23 AM
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2. Freddie - Do not covet thy neighbor's ass
Edited on Mon Mar-29-04 11:24 AM by lunabush
particularly in Minnesota, and particularly the town cops. Be glad that he proudly displays an ass in his yard, though!

:thumbsup: :kick:
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:23 AM
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3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors ass
or his goats and chickens for that matter.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:31 AM
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4. Do you covet his ox, too?
How about his manservant or his maidservant?
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:32 AM
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5. I can't help it, he's
got a really beautiful ass.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:39 AM
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7. Can you divide it?
Then you'd both have a nice piece of ass.
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bkcc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:39 AM
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6. This whole situation sounds eerily like a Philip K. Dick story.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:52 AM
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11. Do Androids Dream of Electric Asses
Or, the Man in the High Ass
Or, The Three Asses of Palmer Eldrich
Or, A Maze of Asses
I'm on a roll!
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bkcc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:09 PM
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12. Funny.
What I meant was that in "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" one of the big factors in determining societal status was the ownership of an animal. (Because most had been killed off by the fallout from bombs.)

You took the joke in a whole different direction. Not what I expected, but funny. :D
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:18 PM
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13. Point taken
I admit, as much of a PKD fan as I am, I didn't see that...D'OH!
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StlMo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:41 AM
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8. More people should be proud to show the world their asses!
:)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:50 AM
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9. You should cover your neighbor's ass
Throw a blanket over it or something so that you won't covet it.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:52 AM
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10. I once had a furry, small grey ass.... he was a lot of fun to have around
now that I am older, I have a different kind of furry grey ass.
I miss the other one.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 12:19 PM
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14. Well, I do get to see it everyday
When I wash the dishes, so he does share it in a way. I think he'd take it the wrong way if I told him how much I like his ass, besides I think he's a republican.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 07:07 PM
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15. A Republican in Missouri with an ass?
Better check that boy's mental state. And for that matter, his physical state, Kansas may be more to his tastes.
I think he needs an elephant.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 07:30 PM
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16. This is so funny...
It deserves a :kick:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 08:08 PM
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17. Well if it's not for sale that's good isn't it?
It means someday your neighbor might give you ass for free!
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