Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While

SoxFan

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Mon Sep-06-10 11:33 AM
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Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While

Sources in the Obama administration confirmed that the vice president advised staffers to play it cool if a couple of rugged-looking sonsofbitches come looking for Dynamite Joe, and urged officials to throw them off his trail by saying he was attending a conference on nonproliferation in Munich...

On Tuesday, the Senate received a postcard of topless women wearing green, red, and white bikini bottoms from Biden. A personal message apologized for his extended absence and provided contact information and instructions to call his buddy Blaze if they needed a tiebreaking vote.

"We're trying to get tax breaks for small businesses passed, and he pulls this again?" said Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT), who claimed a bald, ill-tempered truck driver named Cyrus has been interrupting congressional sessions all week looking for Biden. "I feel bad that they busted out the windows on his Trans Am, but we're all getting pretty tired of this. It seems like every few months we have to reschedule everything for him."

http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-to-cool-his-heels-in-mexico-for-a-while,17996/

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Dr Morbius

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Mon Sep-06-10 10:23 PM
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1. I picked up the Onion this week, too.

According to aides, Biden has reached out to President Obama and asked him to explain his sudden disappearance to his wife, Jill.

"Come on, Barry, you know how to talk to her," Biden was overheard saying into a payphone outside a local taqueria. "Jilly knew what she was getting into the day she married me, but brother, I don't think flowers are gonna cut it this time."

Love this one, captioned "Baby Loses Train of Thought."

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SoxFan

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Tue Sep-07-10 08:25 AM
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2. I love the Onion's Biden schtick

The crazy redneck uncle of the White House. Knowing Biden, I'll bet he get's a kick out of it, too.

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